Greatest Country on Earth

[Daldolma]

Originally Posted by Hiero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Most americans have not even visited their neighbouring state, heck most dont even own passport so its always funny to hear them brag about being the best country in the world whe you know they have not seen shit. George Carlin had funny bit about this....or was it Bill Hicks...cant remember now, but it was spot on. It looks really retarded from outside...just sayin

why would americans need a passport, they're already here

doesn't even make any sense

[kylok]

Murica is popular kid in high school. He doesn't need to visit the band geeks and choir queers to know he's popular - the cool kids come to him.

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by kylok [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Murica is popular kid in high school. He doesn't need to visit the band geeks and choir queers to know he's popular - the cool kids come to him.

America is more like the girl who gets teen pregnant and never fulfills her potential because she's forever burdened with that anchor baby.

[Langrisserx]

Feb 1984
Supreme Court refuses to award found money to two people who found $500,000

http://news.google.com/newspapers?id...=3984%2C300737

[kylok]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

America is more like the girl who gets teen pregnant and never fulfills her potential because she's forever burdened with that anchor baby.

What's our anchor baby?

[Maddox]

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[JayN]

"The U.S. is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the earth."

[Langrisserx]

http://www.craterlakeinstitute.com/c...y/b-deaths.htm

1981

April 2

Monte Hawk, 21, from South Dakota is found dead, inside of his car at the Ponderosa Pine Picnic Area. Hawk had committed suicide by asphyxiation from Carbon Monoxide. Monte’s death note stated that since public schools were interested in allowing prayers in schools, it was “time to throw in the towel... I’m filled with much despair for this perverse society in which we’re forced to eek out a living. When one of the fundamental tenants of our Constitution separation of church and state is so blatantly challenged, I can only hang my head and cry...There’s a thin line between genius and insanity. I believe I’ve walked both sides of that line at times.”... A quantity of porno and sado masochistic magazines was found in his car. A partial burned pile of porno magazines was found along side the car. The vehicle had been reported stolen on March 21. The death note asked that Hawk’s mother not blame herself for what happened.

[Langrisserx]

1982

August 29

Patrol Ranger Alice Siebecker attempts to stop a slightly speeding, 1982 Volvo on the South Entrance Road. The driver refuses to stop and Alice gives chase. As Alice’s patrol car comes up from behind, the Volvo suddenly explodes, runs off the road, flies through the air and hits a pumice embankment 500 feet from the road. The driver, Amdris Merzejuskis, a German national, is instantly killed. The body remained in the wrecked car for four hours while the Jackson County Sheriff bomb squad and the F.B.I. check the car over for hidden explosives. The explosion was a military type of hand grenade which was being held in Merzdjuskis’s hand at the time of explosion. The German’s left hand was blown off, along with the victim’s face. Found during a search of the car was a knife, and a pistol, both stored in the driver’s door and a rifle was found in the trunk. Also found was several sets of identifications, all false, and two California license plates. The Volvo had been stolen from a car rental company out of San Diego, California. Merzejuskis is wanted in Texas for drug smuggling charges and had served time in federal prison. Amdris had either planned to use the grenade against the Park Ranger and had accidentally dropped the device or he used the grenade to commit suicide. Alice leaves the Park Service and returns to her former career of violin making.

[Langrisserx]

1995


September 24

An Aerospatiale AS 350 helicopter from Seattle, (heading for Las Vegas) crashes and sinks in 1,500 feet of water between Wizard Island and the Lodge. Several dozen Park visitors watched while the helicopter skimmed over the smooth surface of the Lake and then suddenly plunged into the deep water. Speculation is that the pilot, George W. Causey, 52, of Enumclaw, WA, became confused by the near perfect reflection as he flew toward the Lake reflection thinking it was the sky. There was no indication of engine problems. Killed, along with the pilot. was passenger Edward O. Tulleners of West Linn, on his 45th birthday. The helicopter was a seven passenger Eurocopter, built by the World’s largest manufacturer of civil helicopters. Little was recovered except for some shreds of the rotors and a seat cushion. In June, 1996, Park Superintendent Al Hendricks was quoted as saying, “The technology is there to proceed with recover. What we are struggling with is whether it’s worth it. Both families decided the bottom of Crater Lake would be a pretty good place (for the crash victims) to spend eternity.”