Who should I put on the alpha male pole?

[radditsu]

Originally Posted by runlvlzero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

radditsu shoulda been on poll

You woke a slumbering beast.

[Recycled Children]

Originally Posted by radditsu [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You know hbb pulls down that peta, dreadlocked, hippie puss like nobody's business. He is the king of smelly scooch island.

He doesn't pull down shit that's why he's a feminist. He's becoming one of them in a desperate attempt for sex but little does he know women want a man.

[goshozal]

Also a beta murse. I know that feel, bro. They hate until they have some embarrassing rash looked at.

*mursebrofist*

[katrik]

Originally Posted by Recycled Children [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

He doesn't pull down shit that's why he's a feminist. He's becoming one of them in a desperate attempt for sex but little does he know women want a man.

I can agree with that. Manly men are what I go for =}

[runlvlzero]

Originally Posted by katrik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I can agree with that. Manly men are what I go for =}

At least I know I will probably never have a chance, Even though I've gotten way more masculine with age.

[runlvlzero]

Originally Posted by Lulz Sext [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

alpha internets means beta irl

so everyone that posted above me

Gamma internets ^

[Hastley]

Originally Posted by Recycled Children [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

IRL the amount of respect I garner from men with my beard is incredible.

Bad news buddy at night they are trannies that secretly want to stick you with their "girlcocks"

[Hastley]

Originally Posted by Gaffin Deeppockets [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

naw

if i show you ******s my abs you would want more pics.

i may be on the light weight side but im pretty ripped for my weight and height

Confirmed Manlet with napoleon complex

[katrik]

Originally Posted by Hastley [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bad news buddy at night they are trannies that secretly want to stick you with their "girlcocks"

Hot

[Samoht]

Originally Posted by Hastley [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lol none of those people are alpha

lol, yeah, distinct lack of alphas on this list

Katrik - can a bottom be an alpha?
Rellapse - might win by default considering the other choices
Tiggles - i've had a voice deeper than his since i was 5
Gaffin Deeppockets - proven he can't be alpha after having to change his identity 3 times now
Hasbinbad - just regurgitates everything like a lemming
Alawen - nobody
Estolcles - likes theater too much... lol wrestling.
Smitez - nobody
r00t - settled for shanna
Recycled Children - tries too hard to impress random people on a 14 year old elf simulator forum
Hastley - some random redneck bible thumper
Champion_Standing - who the fuck is this