Roll Call 4/10

[Autotune]

Originally Posted by 47shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lamest post I've ever read on these forums or quite possible the internet.

Mack daddy Stealin over here WATCH OUT before he steals your wife

Wednesday and all that was before 5pm... excuse me for not flying to Vegas in my stretch hummerplane with Taylor Swift and T-pain.

[Pico]

Originally Posted by Autotune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah, I'm sure you are...

Me? Let's see.

Today

I woke up

Got some coffee

Facebooked it for a few

went and had lunch with a girl I work with and talked for an hour or two

came home and talked to another girl about going to see the evil dead movie this weekend

talked to another friend in south korea about her and her marriage woes.

logged on to the forums to remind you of how you suck at life and p99 even though you continue to spend an extremely unhealthy amount on both it's forums and in-game bickering and sucking pixel-cock.

Now I'm deciding if I should play some Defiance or if I should continue playing Dragon's Dogma, cause ya know... I ain't bout that p99 life yo.

i cringed so hard reading this

[Pico]

"i talked to 3 girls today internet

[47shadesofgay]

HAY GUYS LOOK AT HOW MANY GURLZ I TALK TO LOL

[Kieu]

Originally Posted by 47shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

HAY GUYS LOOK AT HOW MANY GURLZ I TALK TO LOL

rofl, on the internet no less

[Autotune]

Guys cringing because another guy talks to girls. That's why you are all stuck on these forums...

No hope for any of you, except maybe HBB... I'm sure those occupy things are swarming with girls who need to be laid.

[47shadesofgay]

I know it's called Project 1999 but this isn't 1999 bro. 95% of the people here have probably had their penis/vagina touched in a pleasurable way by another human being at some point.

Your posts just scream "Look how cool I am... guys?.. guys?!"

[Rellapse10]

i only want my penis touched by Lillyanna

[Autotune]

Originally Posted by 47shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I know it's called Project 1999 but this isn't 1999 bro. 95% of the people here have probably had their penis/vagina touched in a pleasurable way by another human being at some point.

Your posts just scream "Look how cool I am... guys?.. guys?!"

95% of the people in 1999 probably had their penis/vagina touched in a pleasurable way by another human being at some point as well.

Your post screams, "I am angry and will try to say something funny so I don't appear angry!"

The fact you guys think my post was about being cool, proves that you retarded fucks don't get out very often.

[Pico]

reallyi just dont know how u typed out all those insanely autistic words and then thought "yea this will help my argument"