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Old 04-09-2013, 06:28 PM
Woodheart Woodheart is offline
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Colonel Sandurz
[viewing the Spaceballs video]
DARK HELMET: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
COL. SANDERS: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
DARK HELMET: What happened to then?
COL. SANDERS: We passed then.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL. SANDERS: Just now. We're at now, now.
DARK HELMET: Go back to then.
COL. SANDERS: When?
DARK HELMET: Now!
COL. SANDERS: Now?
DARK HELMET: Now!
COL. SANDERS: I can't.
DARK HELMET: Why?
COL. SANDERS: We missed it.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL. SANDERS: Just now.
DARK HELMET: When will then be now?
COL. SANDERS: Soon.
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Old 04-09-2013, 07:45 PM
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Colonel Sandurz
[viewing the Spaceballs video]
DARK HELMET: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
COL. SANDERS: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
DARK HELMET: What happened to then?
COL. SANDERS: We passed then.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL. SANDERS: Just now. We're at now, now.
DARK HELMET: Go back to then.
COL. SANDERS: When?
DARK HELMET: Now!
COL. SANDERS: Now?
DARK HELMET: Now!
COL. SANDERS: I can't.
DARK HELMET: Why?
COL. SANDERS: We missed it.
DARK HELMET: When?
COL. SANDERS: Just now.
DARK HELMET: When will then be now?
COL. SANDERS: Soon.
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Old 04-09-2013, 06:28 PM
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"Sheeeeeit, if this gon' be that kinda party I'ma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes." -Mantan Moreland

or click to 1:39 on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smrJ7459pj0
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Old 04-09-2013, 06:42 PM
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"The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it."
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Old 04-09-2013, 07:14 PM
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"Sheeeeeit, if this gon' be that kinda party I'ma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes." -Mantan Moreland

or click to 1:39 on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smrJ7459pj0
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Old 04-09-2013, 06:39 PM
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Oh, Sally, it's not what's gotten into me, it's what's gotten into Oprah! My seed, son! Ha ha ha ha! I'm rich, bitch! Ha ha ha!

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Old 04-09-2013, 07:21 PM
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Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
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Old 04-09-2013, 07:57 PM
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"What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"

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Old 04-09-2013, 07:59 PM
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That'll do pig, that'll do.
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Old 04-09-2013, 08:07 PM
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Mongol General: "Conan, What is best in life?"

Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
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