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Colonel Sandurz
[viewing the Spaceballs video] DARK HELMET: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? COL. SANDERS: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. DARK HELMET: What happened to then? COL. SANDERS: We passed then. DARK HELMET: When? COL. SANDERS: Just now. We're at now, now. DARK HELMET: Go back to then. COL. SANDERS: When? DARK HELMET: Now! COL. SANDERS: Now? DARK HELMET: Now! COL. SANDERS: I can't. DARK HELMET: Why? COL. SANDERS: We missed it. DARK HELMET: When? COL. SANDERS: Just now. DARK HELMET: When will then be now? COL. SANDERS: Soon. | ||
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(vid of this conversation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5drjr9PmTMA)
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"Sheeeeeit, if this gon' be that kinda party I'ma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes." -Mantan Moreland
or click to 1:39 on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smrJ7459pj0
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Oh, Sally, it's not what's gotten into me, it's what's gotten into Oprah! My seed, son! Ha ha ha ha! I'm rich, bitch! Ha ha ha!
Dave Chappelle
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Lootenant Dan <Hierophant>
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Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
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"What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
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That'll do pig, that'll do.
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#10
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Mongol General: "Conan, What is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women." | ||
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