Rotation RNF Thread

[mefdinkins]

Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Everyone calling Awakened dicks kinds bothers me, especially giant dicks. See, in some regards (most especially from the perspective of one) being called a dick can be seen as a compliment. It boasts strongly of power, because the suggestion is that they fuck others. I do not think we should play Awakened's swollen sense of superiority like this. Instead, I propose we refer to them as urinary track infections or "UTI" for short. They are unpleasant, annoying and can render dicks impotent. Since the only dicks on p99 are in Awakened (and FoH), the label perfectly illustrates how the UTIs are ruining things for themselves by fucking with the assholes who are in Rustle (vp anyone?) (or any other competent guild) when they could be terrorizing pussies (((bda))) instead on Phinigel.

"Awakened are dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And Rustle are pussies. And Aftermath is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.

I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by mefdinkins [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Awakened are dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And Rustle are pussies. And Aftermath is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.

I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

This is what a firey UTI looks like folks. Don't let it win.

[mefdinkins]

Maskedmelon, I posted a quote from "Team America: World Police" with some guilds substituted because I thought it could get a chuckle or two out of some people.

Please note that I do generally believe all people are good and/or have the capacity to be good, including all members of Awakened/Rustle/Aftermath/CSG/and any other guild and all trolls on P99.

I also believe that certain external factors influence individual's behavior and sometimes it pushes or incentivizes them to act like dicks, pussies, or assholes. I posted the above comment for comic effect only. Best of luck to all members of P99 and I wish you all have a blessed day and may RNG be in your favor.

[Nommis]

At least we all get along in my happy place. Let's heal together brothers.

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[Maner]

Originally Posted by Jameus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

3 spot rotation incoming?

Awakened, AM/Rustle/guild xyz, CSG

Seems reasonable. Considering it took 36hrs over a weekend, waiting until orime time, to muster an adequate force this should work out fantastically.

12 hours where awakened could have done it themselves....

[Jameus]

Originally Posted by Maner [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

12 hours where awakened could have done it themselves....

We had already scheduled a Plane of Growth Raid. Hurray for more FT5 items!

We also assumed AM would take their turn close to on time (even if a little past) and we weren't going to pressure them on it. It was extremely busy over those past few days, so a small amount of leeway didn't seem unreasonable. We were doing our thing and AM was gonna do theirs... Trying to do the right thing and all [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Maner]

Originally Posted by icedwards [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I hate to invoke a slippery slope argument, but what's stopping CSG from demanding 3 separate spots in the ring war rotation and then allowing Badain to slip beyond 24 hours to team up if that's how FFA works?

I'm just playing devil's advocate here. I think CSG has more integrity than to pull that move, and I see Rustle's/AM's take on the literal definition of FFA. Rumor has it Sirken's working towards a server enforced ring rotation anyways.

Absolutely nothing, the issue becomes the fact that they run the risk of losing the chance if another guild turns in when it goes ffa. The same exact risk that aftermath took, good thing awakened would rather bitch than make aftermath pay for waiting more than 24 hours

[Maner]

Originally Posted by Jameus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We had already scheduled a Plane of Growth Raid. Hurray for more FT5 items!

We also assumed AM would take their turn close to on time (even if a little past) and we weren't going to pressure them on it. It was extremely busy over those past few days, so a small amount of leeway didn't seem unreasonable. We were doing our thing and AM was gonna do theirs... Trying to do the right thing and all [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why the change of heart on pressuring aftermath? Considering you all have turned in before the 24 hour period ended on previous occasions? If you're going to try and spin it, at least keep it close to the actual way awakened acts.

I mean in the last couple weeks awakened has killed a dragon on another guilds FTE, kited dain and then refused to concede and has had people leave the racing line for one target in tov just to change mid race because a better target spawned. Hard to believe anything about awakened playing by the rules right now...

[Jameus]

Originally Posted by Maner [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why the change of heart on pressuring aftermath? Considering you all have turned in before the 24 hour period ended on previous occasions? If you're going to try and spin it, at least keep it close to the actual way awakened acts.

I'm not spinning anything at all man. We just felt it was the right thing to do at the time.. as discussed at the time. I mean next time we might not afford the same leeway especially if we aren't busy doing Growth. It's totally crazy, but we aren't a bunch of assholes lol.

[Tankdan]

Originally Posted by Detoxx [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I got a wonderful new job where I probably make 3x what you make but hey, that's cool too!

In on dick measuring! http://imgur.com/yksiSzc

10 inches strong, like bull.