Can anyone solve this P99 forum puzzle?

[thejester11]

A (desert) madman?

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by thejester11 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A (desert) madman?

Negative sir. Getting closer though...

I'll post another verse. I thought this would be a lot easier...

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by Konfetti [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

https://wiki.project1999.com/Fippy_Darkpaw

Starting down the wrong path again...

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by Konfetti [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lockjaw?

Yes! Your initial clues were "rusty weapons" "killed on spawn" and "drinking meals"! Get your tetanus vaccination renewed!

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[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by Konfetti [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I went looking for a named fire hornet in BW. no dice

BW would explain the 'trumpeting' clue (hornet)... I suppose an alternative solution to trumpeting could be a zone with elephants/mammoths in?

I couldn't find any beefy non-kos griffons in EW.

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by Konfetti [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

http://wiki.project1999.com/A_Shady_Swashbuckler

Certainly out of the way if you're loaded with coin at T1

Definitely true - but in this case it's not correct.

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by bigbard1 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Today's puzzle

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What's wrong with being a cook? It's a noble profession - hardly qualifying as "unemployed".