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Alarti0001 · #61 10-17-2012, 04:59 PM

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Why does TMO have such a bad rep? Just because they don't give to BDA (the upper middle class) doesn't mean they don't give to the poor. When I first started playing on blue, I was nothing more than a mere human warrior. I knew the ropes of the game and worked hard for my tattered/patchwork armor which I crafted myself and I sharpened my rusty weapons to get tarnished weapons. Whilst I was gathering lion pelts to make my armor, a ghoul jumped out of nowhere and I had to flee for my life. I ran through the east commons yelling for help, yet no one answered my pleas, no one but the kind souls Altari and Eccezan. They made quick work of the foul ghoul and I thanked them kindly for their services.

Being a little bit intrusive, they began to inspect my gear. I felt embarrassed by my tattered clothes as I gazed upon the pure perfection that were their items. Yet they did not belittle me, not even one bit. They instead proceeded to hand me backpacks which contained a full suit of Cobalt armor and a lamentation as well as a very sizable chunk of platinum. I was dumbfounded by such kindness and could not accept the offer at first, but as they insisted and being the simple street urchin I was, I could not refuse such a massive act of kindness.

I asked why they were being so kind and they said that they weren't always going to be around to help me so I need to be able to properly defend myself. They told me how hard starting out was for them and know that the armor could be of more use to me than just sitting in their guild bank. Just then someone started flaming TMO in ooc which then spurred me to ask the two angels of kindness in front of me how some people could hate such kind altruism. Eccezan then patted me on the head and told me "TMO isn't the guild this server wants. We are simply the guild this server deserves. So they will hunt and flame us because they know we can take it." And in a flash of light, they both vanished. I have never forgotten that day......

When I inspected you I thought, "street rat, riff-raff I don't buy that. If only they'd look closer !

Alarti0001 · #62 10-17-2012, 05:02 PM

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Alarti , isnt TMO kind of like the 1% here (although a zerg force), and the rest of the server is like the 99 percent? As a staunch obama supporter i call you and TMO to redistribute the wealth!

Sure you batphone at all hours of the night, put in the time to earn your own gear but others should receive the rewards , you need to give just a little bit more away to help the nation (server). Yet you dont.

Alarti and TMO are crushing the middle class of norrath! Do your fair part and give your hard earned pixels away to the uninitiated masses! Its time for you guys to do just a little more for the middle class burden.

Regards

No TMO is 50% of the server so we represent the rich, middle and lower-middle class. It's trick down economics man! You will get yours ..... I promise,
-Mitt

Alarti0001 · #63 10-17-2012, 05:03 PM

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I heard food stamps are getting changed to a debit card that regularly gets reloaded with the hard working population's cash.

Sounds legit.

Can we get a head count on the TMO democratic vote?

This just in people who receive food stamps also work hard! They just work hard making minimum wage, cleaning toilets and shit, and not sitting behind a computer screen.

Humerox · #64 10-17-2012, 05:03 PM

Romney is batshit crazy, and if you take a decent dump, you'll come back to hearing him taking a position entirely different than the one he had when you went to the bathroom. He's sexist, racist and arrogant.

Obama is less batshit crazy, and pretty consistent.

Obama>Romney.

Oh...and he trounced Romney in the debate...and will make it a solid 2 out of 3 in the next one.

Alarti0001 · #65 10-17-2012, 05:06 PM

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Romney is batshit crazy, and if you take a decent dump, you'll come back to hearing him taking a position entirely different than the one he had when you went to the bathroom. He's sexist, racist and arrogant.

Obama is less batshit crazy, and pretty consistent.

Obama>Romney.

Oh...and he trounced Romney in the debate...and will make it a solid 2 out of 3 in the next one.

Ya pretty much religion is for 'tards anyways. But when you start believing American natives were really a hebrew tribe sent over to hide golden egyptian tablets, there is something srsly wrong with you.

Mormons are the next Hale Bopp cult.

Lucky · #66 10-17-2012, 05:13 PM

Joseph Smith said the Constitution would hang by a thread and a mormon would rescue the country.

Biblical prophecy is coming to pass, get ready for Obamageddon.

Lucky · #67 10-17-2012, 05:16 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Horse_Prophecy

Daldolma · #68 10-17-2012, 05:22 PM

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Ya pretty much religion is for 'tards anyways. But when you start believing American natives were really a hebrew tribe sent over to hide golden egyptian tablets, there is something srsly wrong with you.

Mormons are the next Hale Bopp cult.

According to Flesch-Kincaid, your last four posts constitute a sixth grade reading level.

The former Director of the Human Genome Project, current Director of the National Institutes of Health, and guy that discovered disease genes (same person) is an evangelical Christian.

Alarti0001 · #69 10-17-2012, 05:34 PM

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According to Flesch-Kincaid, your last four posts constitute a sixth grade reading level.

The former Director of the Human Genome Project, current Director of the National Institutes of Health, and guy that discovered disease genes (same person) is an evangelical Christian.

Are you claiming we should be writing academia in here?

The Flesch/Flesch–Kincaid readability tests are designed to indicate comprehension difficulty when reading a passage of contemporary academic English

There are smart religious people of course, but faith in a god as a creator is indicating a rationality deficit

Daldolma · #70 10-17-2012, 06:08 PM

I'm claiming that people way the fuck smarter than anyone posting on this board believe in a god, so trivializing the matter is ignorant. You don't believe in a god? Cool. A lot of people don't. It's not because you're more rational than the Director of the fucking National Institutes of Health.

Nobody knows. Nobody is even close to knowing. We live for 100 years if we're lucky; as far as we can tell, the universe is over 13 billion years old. We still haven't even discovered every species on our shitty little planet -- not even close. Moving at the fastest speed we can even theorize about, it would take us 25,000 years to reach the next closest galaxy. We're fucking clueless.

That being the case, believe whatever you want regarding the origins of the universe. The only irrational people are the ones that think they have a thorough grasp on the possibilities.