You know you're a nothingburger when...

[Gugg]

You know when you're a nothingburger when...

You believe in dinosaurs.

When you say "the holocaust" happened but don't provide any proof and instead rely on guilt trips, insults and violence to force people believe to your fantasy.

When you say this world is diverse.

When you're idol is Conor McGregor.

When you say "news is news" even though news reports can be easily faked. Watch: "Breaking newsL 5 billion die in big explosion!". There, I just faked some "news". Now I'm a news presenter too.

[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Gugg [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You know when you're a nothingburger when...

You believe in dinosaurs.

When you say "the holocaust" happened but don't provide any proof and instead rely on guilt trips, insults and violence to force people believe to your fantasy.

When you say this world is diverse.

When you're idol is Conor McGregor.

When you say "news is news" even though news reports can be easily faked. Watch: "Breaking newsL 5 billion die in big explosion!". There, I just faked some "news". Now I'm a news presenter too.

News is things that happened.

What happened for you lately?

No news is bad news.

[Gugg]

Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

They generate a much greater amount of economic benefit than what they are paid for kicking a ball/wife around

How does you giving Messi your wages to kick a football around benefit you?

They're all tax dodgers.

[Duik]

Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

They generate a much greater amount of economic benefit than what they are paid for kicking a ball/wife around

Correct, but who is the benificiary?
You and I? OR
Nike or Gatorade? Bingo!
They funnel your (not mime, me no falley for hero worship) money from you to them via your inability to see what is happening.

Go Sports Team! GOOOO. Shutup and take my money.

[Duik]

Im really hating that i agree with Gugg. Damn it.

[Gugg]

Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

News is things that happened.

What happened for you lately?

No news is bad news.

I haven't watched the news for at least a year.

I realised that watching the news is like watching one of those long running soaps where you can miss lots of episodes and then start watching it again and you didn't miss anything.

Whoever write the soaps is writing the news too, same format.

[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Im really hating that i agree with Gugg. Damn it.

Sometimes people who work for Nike or Gatorade buy your barbied roo tails or whatever it is you people do, putting money in your pocket.

[Duik]

People who "work for" nike or gatorade get a pitence of that generated profit. Try again. Also roo tails are dog food. Leg steaks is where its at.

Also also we are the only country that eat both of the animals on our coat of arms.
We have absolutely zero fucks.
Have some nice bbq bald eagle.

[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Gugg [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I haven't watched the news for at least a year.

I realised that watching the news is like watching one of those long running soaps where you can miss lots of episodes and then start watching it again and you didn't miss anything.

Whoever write the soaps is writing the news too, same format.

Yes it is perfectly allowed to uninformed about the world outside your own head.

But there's a crocodile in there who wants to get ya. 🐊

[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

People who "work for" nike or gatorade get a pitence of that generated profit. Try again.

I don't understand the problem?