Iksar regen is bad for female players

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Son of Jimjam: hey dad, you've been playing that game for years. today is the day i finally ask you about it.
Jimjam: it's called everquest son and i'm not dad when i play everquest i'm Jimjam The Great.
Son of Jimjam: er, okay Jimjam The Great, i'm gonna go install everquest on steam.
Jimjam: okay son.
Son of Jimjam: hey dad, sorry i mean Jimjam The Great, I can't find you on everquest.
Jimjam: the version i play isn't on steam son it's on piratebay.
Son of Jimjam: so i just downloaded 20GB for nothing?
Jimjam: yes, son.
Son of Jimjam: why didn't you tell me that at the beginning?
Jimjam: because i'm too busy playing everquest to care about you son now please go away. btw did you know the sun is square son?
Son of Jimjam: really? it looks round to me.
Jimjam: that's because society taught you to think that way but the sun doesn't have to be conventionally round it can be whatever shape you want it to be. tbh only racists say its round. you don't want to be a racist do you son?



Doesn't this fictional son of yours watch the disney channel? At my school the religious teacher called herself a feminist and said she hated men and this was years ago.

Doesn’t watch Disney channel - we don’t have a TV license - but we did briefly have Disney plus. He likes Encanto I prefer Moanna.


Tbh he is too impressionable for me to want him to mix with some elements of the p99 crowd. It’s fun seeing Norrath through the eyes of a newbie again.

[loramin]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

He started himself. He asked what I was playing, I said “Everquest” so he found it on steam. He also kindly informed me my game was outdated as there is an EQII now [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]. I have put in an ip exemption in case he wants to play with me and we’ve also set up for takp to so he has a few options. He’s learning the ropes in gloomingdeep (iksar beastlord!). Sadly i couldn’t find my Ruins of Kunark CD so he’s not had a chance to play the ‘real’ tutorial.

I'll allow it: the inquisition has been called off [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My kid decided to install live eq off steam this weekend and first thing he did was choose race. Then chose class based on what was available.

So he only gets to see some of the classes on offer? I guess he will learn the hard way which isn't a bad thing tbh.

Is he a liberal child btw?

This is how liberals create their EQ characters,

First they pick race because race is their favourite hot topic of conversation besides gender and intelligence. They obviously pick the erudite race because not doing so would be racist (being racist is the worst thing you can possibly be but hating the human race is good).

Then they pick their gender which is the opposite of their real gender because they are gender fluid.

Then they pick the class which is paladin because they are virtue signalling religious maniacs who want to play god.

Then they put all their starting points into INT so they look intelligent.

Then they pick their deity which is Tunare because they are feminists so god is a woman.

While they desperately try to be supreme they tell everybody they meet they hate the idea of a supreme being.

Originally Posted by loramin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I was going to congratulate you on corrupting the youth ... but starting them with live over P99? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The sun is square to Jimjam. He would make a good president.

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My kid decided to install live eq off steam this weekend and first thing he did was choose race. Then chose class based on what was available.

tl;dr theres 2 of you!??

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[Bardp1999]

Son of Jimjam has a nice ring to it

[nilzark]

I play a Breton in Morrowind. Come at me, bro.

[Mazoku]

Originally Posted by nilzark [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I play a Breton in Morrowind. Come at me, bro.

Filthy N'wah! Now you die!!

[Reiwa]

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[Mazoku]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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This may be the winning post. Thanks Headband-Man.

Let's talk about the Vah Shir women next. We all know Sony had some furryness going on back then.

[magnetaress]

Body type 2 dracthyr don't really have boobs.

Body type 1 and two both got booty tho