Beware, this can happen to you to!!!

[Topgunben]

Originally Posted by charmcitysking [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

wife has passed multiple boxing-check tests before but was super nervous this time for some reason

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[Tunabros]

Originally Posted by charmcitysking [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

wife has passed multiple boxing-check tests before but was super nervous this time for some reason

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[OuterChimp]

My wife thinks all of my "computer game" friends are super models irl.


/btw...you can play EQ on a tablet?

[BiG SiP]

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[cannobeers3]

Nothing like bringing the element of danger to an elf stimulator.

[Tunabros]

OP boxed and said wife was scared

gets ban and tell everyone to practice laps to prevent it

thread over

[Mblake81]

Originally Posted by cannobeers3 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Nothing like bringing the element of danger to an elf stimulator.

Oh yeah, for sure. Nerf Pad Culture.

[Comoc1]

My wife won’t play eq with my unfortunately.

She will give me head while I kill dragons. Thankfully that’s not a bannable offense otherwise I would have been gone long ago.

[Couchgod]

My younger brother was in a surfing accident several years ago when he wiped out really bad, and was under water for nearly 10 minutes and repeatedly stung by jellyfish.

Since then, I've tried to live up to the motto from the greatest film of all time, New Jack City: I AM my brother's keeper.

He is still paralyzed from all the many jellyfish stings he suffered that day, but I take care of him, and I play his favorite game with him, Everquest.

Due to his paralysis, and the fact his hands are still swollen 10x normal size because of the sheer number of jellyfish stings he had suffered (this was a few years ago), he cannot control his character, but he communicates to me by winking the one eye that is not paralyzed -- "C-O-M-P-L-E-T-E _ H-E-A-L _ I-N-C" he'll blink at me in Morse code, and that is how I know I am supposed to have his char cast complete heal on me so I don't die.

After we kill a mob, he blinks Y-A-A-A-A-A-S-S-S at me, and let me tell you, I wouldn't trade that feeling for a million dollars.

So, GM's, this is what you have ruined. My brother woke up and winked at me this morning, "M-A-Y-B-E _ T-H-E-R-E _ I-S _ N-O _ G-O-D."

So, thanks gm's. Thanks.

[Wall O Lead]

I like this CouchGod guy.