i went to a church

[MagpieRockyl]

WEWLADS

didn't go to church but i did just go on a date with a nice young student who turned out to also be a bipolar stripper.

strippers are people too.

I chose not to have sex with her

PHEW and god bless

(thank the lord)

i think i acted in accordance with the Bible thank you jesus christ amen

[MagpieRockyl]

it's worth mentioning i also recquisitioned a date with a more wholesome female today who is a personal trainer at my gym.

still need some spiritual guidance, please send help to me OH LORD

[Vormotus]

Originally Posted by MagpieRockyl [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

it's worth mentioning i also recquisitioned a date with a more wholesome female today who is a personal trainer at my gym.

still need some spiritual guidance, please send help to me OH LORD

You need to take them out to dance ...

Only then you will see their truth

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[DinoTriz]

Originally Posted by Vormotus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You need to take them out to dance ...

Only then you will see their truth

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That chick is in the zone.

Reminds me of that scene from Beerfest

[mickmoranis]

Originally Posted by Vormotus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You need to take them out to dance ...

Only then you will see their truth

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This look like 2 horses in human costumes trying to remain incognito.

[MagpieRockyl]

probably going to the nice open air mercado for a drink or something @alice

altho weather may be shittY, so maybe something else. dancing could be fun.

she will have to impress me with her WIT in order to get the DICK

[Vormotus]

Remember that you can always opt for a type of woman that will always comply, initial investment might be a bit steep but is guaranteed to always be there for you with minimal maintenance

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[MagpieRockyl]

well, i didn't go to church of jesus this weekend, but I did GO TO THE CHURCH OF INDUSTRY. just wrapped up a little extra time in the office in prep for a big sprint cycle.

[Wonkie]

bump this could use an update

[Irulan]

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bump this could use an update

I wonder if sex bots are a rich $$ white guy with disposable income problem?

*NSFW* Where can I buy my Melania sex bot? *NSFW*

Actually, props to the high quality of the Melania doll and it's super legit spray tan tone.