Hilarious entitlement - Page 7

Spyder73 · #61 02-16-2018, 03:16 PM

Its not necessarily illegal, just frowned upon, sort of like masturbating on an airplane

d3r14k · #62 02-16-2018, 04:05 PM

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Its not necessarily illegal, just frowned upon, sort of like masturbating on an airplane

In the tiny bathroom or just hanging out at your seat? Would be super awkward with your elbow hitting the guy next to you. Those seats are too close together.

skarlorn · #63 02-16-2018, 04:21 PM

I once masturbated on an aeroplane. I was about 16 at the time and sitting, iirc, in the aisle seat next to a middle aged japanese couple.

I draped the nice airline blankie over myself and caught it between my knees and the seat in front of me so that it hung at a 45 degree angle and by pulling my pelvis back into the seat i was able to maintain a full erection without it poking into the blanket (too much).

I cranked it out just as the airplane was taking off. It was a symbolic act for me. I came just as we reached altitude, cleaned up with the airplane blanket, flung it on the ground, then went to sleep.

the boy is doing fine.

Tenderizer · #64 02-16-2018, 04:34 PM

Op entitled much? Airplane jack off? this thread sucks. Must be a slow weak.

Whirled · #65 02-16-2018, 05:00 PM

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member of Dawn Believers

WTF IS a dawn believer anyway?
Also, poty reply... from the terlit

skarlorn · #66 02-16-2018, 05:36 PM

the worst part about the name CLEANSE has been an influx of absolutely shit tier posters.

cmon guys. do your homework

Whirled · #67 02-16-2018, 05:40 PM

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they believe that dawn is better than joy, palmolive, ajax, etc

I bet they palm their olive plenty

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the worst part about the name CLEANSE has been an influx of absolutely shit tier posters.
cmon guys. do your homework

Homework is for nerds. #Notgunadewit

maskedmelon · #68 02-16-2018, 06:28 PM

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WTF IS a dawn believer anyway?
Also, poty reply... from the terlit

who would doubt dawn? ive no reason to question her credibility.

maskedmelon · #69 02-16-2018, 06:29 PM

#imwithdawn

Whirled · #70 02-16-2018, 07:38 PM

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#imwithdawn

I don't believe you ... but the truth is out there.