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[Stasis01]

I'd say Slathars IRL performance is like his Azrael performance, didn't show up.

Thanks from everyone on team white guys.

[Slathar]

Originally Posted by Stasis01 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'd say Slathars IRL performance is like his Azrael performance, didn't show up.

Thanks from everyone on team white guys.

i made your annual income in three months. keep neglecting your kids for everquest emulation. it's worth it.

[Stasis01]

I'm talking to a ghost.

[Slathar]

Originally Posted by Stasis01 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm talking to a ghost.

neglected child: "dad can we go to the park?"

obese, neglectful father: "god damnit chazz never interrupt me when im playing everquest."

*9 hours later*

neglected child: "dad can you help me with homework?"

obese, neglectful father: "listen you stupid shit, i can't miss this DKP raid or i won't get sword of reality escape."

*sounds of child screaming with pots and pans falling in a cockroach avalanche followed by the sounds of an angry female land-whale*


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[Stasis01]

More like I walk in the door and 3 little maniacs that I would die for run up
and wrap their arms around my leg and yell "DADDY"

Then they beg me to 1 go for a bike ride 2 go swimming at the YMCA 3 play
PS4 with them or want to show me shit they've done.

I don't know where the bitch selfish philosophy started you probably know better than me but thank god my ancestors weren't as "smart" as you.

[Stasis01]

And then I teach them that they aren't gender identified they can be male or female. I also teach them that life isn't worth living we're ruining the planet and white people oppress everyone.

I teach them not to have kids because they cry and they're expensive and you're better off being alone. You'll get to retirement faster and think of all the girls you can fuck.

Then after you get old and bored of saying the same jokes since 99 you tie your belt around your neck from a rafter and call it a day.

THE BITCH PATH

[Slathar]

your life sounds shitty

[Stasis01]

I don't blame you for becoming what you became. You're just a sheep and the next generations will be better when your kind are gone.

[shokar]

Originally Posted by Slathar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

neglected child: "dad can we go to the park?"

obese, neglectful father: "god damnit chazz never interrupt me when im playing everquest."

*9 hours later*

neglected child: "dad can you help me with homework?"

obese, neglectful father: "listen you stupid shit, i can't miss this DKP raid or i won't get sword of reality escape."

*sounds of child screaming with pots and pans falling in a cockroach avalanche followed by the sounds of an angry female land-whale*


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fuck off, cock roach avalanche? im dead.

[sofa king]

British ugly as fuck