Who is the worst PvPer on Red?

[Swyft]

Originally Posted by Kergan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I hid EverQuest from my wife completely until I impregnated her. Then I started on r99.

pwned

The fact that you see getting a chick pregnant and marrying her as a win proves what a beta male you are. The goal is to get the sex and not get married.

The only guys who actually want to get married are fags trying to prove to their friends and family that they don't love the cock, and in your case no ones buying it.

[Kergan]

I'm making a push here but I need your votes.

As elected worst PVPer on R99 I will do the following:

Make occasional videos of me dying on a level 20 supertwink
Make occasional videos of me running away and/or dying against a fresh 56 in rags on one of my six BiS level 60s
Create a new leaderboard that only counts kills where you have at least 40 people in your guild in zone
Never unequip my OT hammer
LNS every time I zone, even if I haven't been killed (yet)
Glue my ethernet cord into my router so I can't plug
Delete Gate from my spellbook

I'm the ONLY candidate that makes sense. Do the right thing.

I am Kergan and I approve this message.

[Glenzig]

Originally Posted by Swyft [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The fact that you see getting a chick pregnant and marrying her as a win proves what a beta male you are. The goal is to get the sex and not get married.

The only guys who actually want to get married are fags trying to prove to their friends and family that they don't love the cock, and in your case no ones buying it.

Yeah man. This is all true. Only homosexuals marry women and have kids. Its always been that way. The real alpha males are the guys who talk crap on the internet and make gains in pvp leader board points. Duh!

[Pseudechis]

Originally Posted by Swyft [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The fact that you see getting a chick pregnant and marrying her as a win proves what a beta male you are. The goal is to get the sex and not get married.

The only guys who actually want to get married are fags trying to prove to their friends and family that they don't love the cock, and in your case no ones buying it.

The words of someone who has not been laid in a long time.

Sounds like you get even less sex than us married folks spergerking.....

[Swyft]

Originally Posted by Glenzig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah man. This is all true. Only homosexuals marry women and have kids. Its always been that way. The real alpha males are the guys who talk crap on the internet and make gains in pvp leader board points. Duh!

You are not getting it because you are a beta male. The woman's goal is to trap you into marriage and children, the mans goal is to trick her into sex and bounce before that happens. A lot of *****'s slip and get trapped.

But a guy who actually wants to marry a girl without his GF being pregnant and bitching at him constantly...yea he's a fag.

[Pseudechis]

Oh dear spergerking in not sure if you're serious or not. It's pretty funny though, still glad you're back

[Glenzig]

Originally Posted by Swyft [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You are not getting it because you are a beta male. The woman's goal is to trap you into marriage and children, the mans goal is to trick her into sex and bounce before that happens. A lot of *****'s slip and get trapped.

But a guy who actually wants to marry a girl without his GF being pregnant and bitching at him constantly...yea he's a fag.

Life lessons.

[Pseudechis]

Originally Posted by Glenzig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Life lessons.

Lol

[HippoNipple]

Originally Posted by Swyft [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The only guys who actually want to get married are fags

Deep thoughts by Swyft.

[Kergan]

Should have a weekly segment. I'd tune in for sure.