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Old 06-09-2014, 08:49 AM
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Why do you have Tabasco in your bedroom? Why are you smoking, eating, drinking (lol cider, wimp) and drugging in bed? How much of a degenerate are you?
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Old 06-09-2014, 12:11 PM
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Why do you have Tabasco in your bedroom? Why are you smoking, eating, drinking (lol cider, wimp) and drugging in bed? How much of a degenerate are you?
Rocks a Hipster image, lacks proper hygiene with a wannabe liberal image.
Represents antimainstream by displaying another trendy image shared by millions of other hipsters.
Judgemental on others lifestyles. While claiming to be liberal
Streams elf simulators live with realtime selfie in a pip.

Fag...
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Old 06-09-2014, 12:19 PM
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Rocks a Hipster image, lacks proper hygiene with a wannabe liberal image.
Represents antimainstream by displaying another trendy image shared by millions of other hipsters.
Judgemental on others lifestyles. While claiming to be liberal
Streams elf simulators live with realtime selfie in a pip.

Fag...
What's all this talk about liberalism? I don't know what any of that has to do with eating, drinking and doing drugs in bed but I love your preconceived notions about me.
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Old 06-09-2014, 12:21 PM
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microphone makes sense if really asian. never know when u gota karaoke
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Old 06-09-2014, 12:25 PM
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Why are you smoking, eating, drinking (lol cider, wimp) and drugging in bed?
Here is a clue....

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Old 06-09-2014, 12:26 PM
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microphone makes sense if really asian. never know when u gota karaoke
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Old 06-09-2014, 01:03 PM
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Old 06-09-2014, 01:13 PM
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Old 06-09-2014, 01:42 PM
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Ok I'm going to attempt a run down of this picture.
First he started drinking beer and singing Air Supply karaoke. Then he started balling his eyes out over his inability to converse with his crush so he had to take his glasses off. By the time he hit the chorus on his 8th attempt at All Out of Love, he decided to try to scotch tape his 10" black dong to himself in order to build his confidence. That didn't work so he grabbed the superglue. Finally having attached the dildo, he decided it was time to reward himself with some weed.

He found himself getting all into a tizzy after the weed and started rubbing tabasco sauce on his nipples while practiced making out with his stuffed animal. The bra came in not long after that. He decided he wanted to be his own girlfriend that night. The night descended into a flurry of beer, weed, and Santorum stained bed sheets.

At about 5 a.m. he was feeling a little puny, so he decided he needed some protein after an exhausting night of self abuse. Therefore the beef jerky.
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Old 06-09-2014, 01:43 PM
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What a great night! Got some great needed rest too. Feel like a million bucks! How you nerds doing? Kill any big dragons last night?
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