NY GRAND JURY VOTES TO INDICT TRUMP

[unsunghero]

“Let’s get you back in your basement Mr President”

I want to see Mitch McConnell doing his FrozenFace standing next to a stuttering Sleepy Joe. Then I can truly feel like we’ve been teleported to an Assisted Living facility

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[Lune]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

“Let’s get you back in your basement Mr President”

I want to see Mitch McConnell doing his FrozenFace standing next to a stuttering Sleepy Joe. Then I can truly feel like we’ve been teleported to an Assisted Living facility

Wheel Feinstein up there too and have her do the "What? Where am I?" look

[Trexller]

jeeezus.

imagine how embarassing and emasculating it would be for any verile president to have Jumanji brown-jackson end your press conference for you.

and then to stand there doing your best mitch mcconnel impression

I now understand why these alphabet people first said the problem is old white men, then all voted for an old white man.

They didn't believe it was a good political choice, they knew that they could publicly cuck a white man at every turn, and he would be too senile to understand that everything he worked his entire life for, ended up being a joke between a dude with purple hair and some other dumb bitch with one-side her head shaved.

But there's good news on the horizon:

my boss's boss, (WHO IS A WOMAN) was fishing around about filling some open positions in a meeting today and literally said verbatim, "we need to avoid creating the improper image, as many of these roles require public speaking, and photographs"

I was like FUCK YEAH (in my head)

that means no dudes wearing dresses, no obnoxious dyed hair, no visible tattoos or piercings, and no women that look like Rambo.

hope you libtards had your fun, because your woke-train is crashing.

[Botten]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

....

But there's good news on the horizon:

my boss's boss, (WHO IS A WOMAN) was fishing around about filling some open positions in a meeting today and literally said verbatim, "we need to avoid creating the improper image, as many of these roles require public speaking, and photographs"

I was like FUCK YEAH (in my head)

that means no dudes wearing dresses, no obnoxious dyed hair, no visible tattoos or piercings, and no women that look like Rambo.

hope you libtards had your fun, because your woke-train is crashing.

I don't see why you still can't get pictured with the kids in front of the PlayPlace, doesn't it all just get hid by your Grimace costume?

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Botten [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't see why you still can't get pictured with the kids in front of the PlayPlace, doesn't all just get hid by your Grimace costume?

maybe but that would be super weird and creepy because I don't work with kids, or at McDonalds.

Unlike yourself, I work in an industry that makes tangible daily contributions to the surrounding communities and states. literally is essential (no libtard governor hyperbole here) modern society couldn't function without it's water utilities.

Unlike yourself, I can go to work each day knowing with 100% certainty that my efforts will increase the quality of life for everyone, Including You.

No, we don't manage cali water but Cali DWP has met with PA and NY DEP to try and figure out why our public water is managed so well, and yours so terribly.

It's an ongoing industry joke, because you people literally do shit like dump fresh water in the ocean for some dumbass fish that needs a lower salinity.

I imagine the meeting went something like this:

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[Botten]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

maybe but that would be super weird and creepy because I don't work with kids, or at McDonalds.

Unlike yourself, I work in an industry that makes tangible daily contributions to the surrounding communities and states. literally is essential (no libtard governor hyperbole here) modern society couldn't function without it's water utilities.

Unlike yourself, I can go to work each day knowing with 100% certainty that my efforts will increase the quality of life for everyone, Including You.

No, we don't manage cali water but Cali DWP has met with PA and NY DEP to try and figure out why our public water is managed so well, and yours so terribly.

It's an ongoing industry joke, because you people literally do shit like dump fresh water in the ocean for some dumbass fish that needs a lower salinity.

I imagine the meeting went something like this:

Heh do you get to wear the beaver costume then?

All joking as side… isn’t your state an old coal mining state. How do you keep your water from getting contaminated…. and isn’t half your state perpetually on fire; underground.

Don’t feel bad out EZ’s side of our state some forest is always on fire too.

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[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Botten [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

All joking as side… isn’t your state an old coal mining state. How do you keep your water from getting contaminated…. and isn’t half your state perpetually on fire; underground.

Don’t feel bad out EZ’s side of our state some forest is always on fire too.

lol yeah you're referring to the town of Centralia, where in the 70s someone's attempt to reduce the size of a landfill by setting it on fire, ended up starting an underground coal mine fire that is still burning today. no local or state gov't would claim responsibility so it burned for years until it reached a point where it's basically impossible.

back then you undoubtedly were consuming heavy metals when you drank the tap water.

the vast majority of public water anywhere in the US comes from the rivers or reservoirs where dozens/hundreds of people take samples 2-3 times a week from surface, various depths, bottom and sediments.

coal mines, abandoned oil rig sites (back in the day they would just cut the pipe, stuff a cap on it and leave) can definitely contaminate drinking water and they do, but it's basically in a few limited communities where options have been offered and the town votes against it because of the price tag, so they are aware of the risk.

then there's the plethora of regulations and laws about how industries can work their resources out of the ground, in short they just cant do it anywhere near a body of water. could mean a great lake, or even a small but persistent creek. or they can divert water flow and install measures to prevent water running from the site and into the creek, doesn't take more than a few hundred trucks of dirt but these guys are playing with oil money so nobody should feel bad about making them pay out the ass for their work.

old coal mines and oil wells are hundreds or thousands of feet underground so it's almost never gonna get into surface water unless they went straight into a mountain or strip mined. in which case they (or the state) should have built various types of runoff barriers, concrete, giant piles of limestone, etc. this channels the rain runoff from an old coal site back into itself, where the water seeps into the ground and is cleaned by infiltration thru rock and soil.

but really tho, if you're gonna drink your tapwater, have some kind of mass spectrometer analysis done, you're gonna be hard pressed to find any that doesn't have mercury, arsenic, PFAs, micro-plastics and other human-activity garbage

it's just... what the gov't considers "acceptable" for you to consume.

I recommend to everyone the Zero brand filter systems. it's basically the closest you can get to reverse osmosis without having to install lab-grade equipment in your house.

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[PRogers]

works for the utility company
says america would not be able to exist without him.

[arvidez]

Originally Posted by PRogers [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

works for the utility company
says america would not be able to exist without him.

yeah, who needs utilities more than weak bellied city dwellers?

your snarkiness is glorious, btw

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by PRogers [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

works for the utility company
says america would not be able to exist without him.

Odd choice of job to mock

I could see that for something like a travel agent (unnecessary these days), pet therapist, or any of the worthless DEI jobs…

But without functioning utilities some people in my state would literally die in the summer