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Old 08-30-2010, 12:41 PM
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Wouldn't whores be good for a father in law then?
Only if you make the mistake of getting married. In the western civilization there is no logical reason to get married.

But whores are good for father in laws. Either he's divorced once already and gets with this new whore and shes uses him for a sugar daddy for a couple years then takes half his shit, OR he's not divorced, the gets cozy with him, uses him as a sugar daddy for a few years, wifey finds out and wifey takes half his shit and then the whore peaces out since he can't play sugar daddy anymore.
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Old 08-30-2010, 12:46 PM
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People are bitching about Sigourney Weaver and Miley Cyrus... I mean.. hey... at least none of you were engaged to this:
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... what can I say? I was/am a moron.
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Old 08-30-2010, 12:47 PM
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Bloody hell, I just ate!
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Old 08-30-2010, 12:49 PM
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Lolllll
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Old 08-30-2010, 12:52 PM
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Bloody hell, I just ate!
Sorry Itchy.

Then I shouldn't tell you about the fact my first job was working in a seafood department of a grocery store. It was the only reason I was able to stand her, in hindsight. :P
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Old 08-30-2010, 12:57 PM
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Sorry Itchy.

Then I shouldn't tell you about the fact my first job was working in a seafood department of a grocery store. It was the only reason I was able to stand her, in hindsight. :P
I've yet to encounter a pussy that smells like seafood. I have seen pictures of discharge similar to crab guts though. Doesn't do anything to my stomach. Ugly fat bitches though, ugh. Especially when they eat, all cradling their food lumped over getting crumbs everywhere. Nasty.
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Old 08-30-2010, 01:00 PM
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Old 08-30-2010, 01:04 PM
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That's bleach? God damn, now I see why Hollywood is all about the ass bleaching. Bitch can toss my salad ANY DAY! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 08-30-2010, 01:06 PM
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Now if it only could bleach my brain for the 4 years I was with the reason we needed the eye bleach. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 08-30-2010, 01:12 PM
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Now if it only could bleach my brain for the 4 years I was with the reason we needed the eye bleach. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
You can, they're called young chicks. 18-20 year old girls who want no commitment, and hell you can't even get these girls to DATE, these girls don't date they "hang out". The type of relationship you forge with a young hot chick can be excellent for any man recovering a bad relationship.
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