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My guild My race My sex My regional location ?? you're going to have to elaborate as to what group you are throwing me into. Especially seeing how I don't preach "abstinence only" lol Also, since when does welfare = homeless?
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Hasbinbad, you are a lover of insulting others. A psychologist would have a field day with you. Generally these things are clear indicators of internal insecurity, feeling powerless, threatened, manipulation, inferiority, projection, etc... You should see someone brother. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] /back to the sideshow | ||
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11-27-2011, 03:42 PM
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Not that I really give a fuck, but I'm only trolling because Thomas is a moron.
Let's see, tell the kids "don't have sex because x and y and jesus" or "ya sex is fine for 12 year olds here's a bunch of condoms". Sarah Kliff of Newsweek pointed out that there was no corresponding "indication of an uptick" in teen pregnancy rates when abstinence-only sex education funding was increased during the Clinton years, but in fact a small decline.[19] Sources: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...020102628.html http://www.tnr.com/blog/the-treatmen...work-after-all http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abstine..._sex_education | ||
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11-27-2011, 03:53 PM
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Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves As Masturbation Toy For America's Youth
When Mrs. Tawny Huxton opened her son Timmy's bedroom door, she was shocked to see his innocent white hiney nestled into the new 7ft Jar Jar Binks doll she had bought him for his birthday. Lately, many Americans have suffered similar incidents. Young children are being seduced by the character of George Lucas' latest Star Wars Movie. Jar Jar's soothing voice, and timid childlike manners, seem to lure young teens into a world of lustful abandon. Unsuspecting parents purchase the popular life-size doll, only to find out later that it is being used by the child as a masturbation toy. Under the guise of family entertainment, Lucas' "Star Wars" prequel has contaminated America's youth with subliminal sexual innuendo. Pastor Deacon Fred of the Landover Baptist Church commented, "The demonic characteristics of the Jar Jar binks creature become obvious when one pays close attention. His forked tongue, his lapping, his malignant features, are all too noticeable to the Christ centered man." Experts who have examined the life-sized doll that has become the favorite 'toy' of 12-14 year old children, say that the evidence is overwhelming. The doll was created for the sole purpose of masturbation. It has four openings, and three extrusions, making it compatible for male or female pleasure. Members of The Landover Baptist Church are outraged at the Satanic subtlety in which marketing geniuses have moved this horrific abomination into the homes of America's youth. "One Mother was concerned that her young daughter was not interested in boys," a Pastor noted, "she asked her little girl, 'why don't you talk about the cute boys at school?' Her daughter replied, 'oh momma, nobody I know is cuter than Jar Jar Binks.' The mother was horrified." Landover Baptist Church finds that the only way to resolve this problem is to ban not only life sized Jar Jar Binks dolls from American homes, but to ban any life sized doll. "Any child that has seen this movie is finding that their natural attraction to members of the opposite sex is being replaced with an attraction to a 7ft devil with elephant feet, a 25 inch tongue, polka dot skin, a fish snout, and two phallic eyes that jut out like hard erotic pokers. For the Love of God! If you've got this devil in your house, remove it as soon as possible! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html | ||
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