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[Jimes]

Whatever you do, make sure you get your relationship advice from rnf fats

[Samrothstein]

Originally Posted by Recycled Children [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I refuse to put any amount of real effort into a woman because let's be honest they're all subhuman and you can always buy sex.

So Damn True...


I just say "Baby, take off your pants," and it works every time! She also gets mad if I sleep through a batphone...

Maybe you need a new girl? IDK but really they are subhuman and hookers are cheap compaired to a relationship!


PS. Divorces are expensive because they are worth it!

[dredge]

OMG FUCK!
You guys are so right!
I have decided I'm going to call off the wedding and move back home to my Mothers house. No woman is as understanding as her. I can set up my raid rig in my old room and call down for pizza rolls, chips and faygo pop.
If I get horny I'll just jam my hand down random ladies pants and say "look here you subhuman slut, I'm a lv50 Pally, so lets fuck!"

Why didn't I think of this?
Who needs a best friend/lover/life partner when you have Mommy to make it all better?

[dredge]

OMG FUCK!
You guys are so right!
I have decided I'm going to call off the wedding and move back home to my Mothers house. No woman is as understanding as her. I can set up my raid rig in my old room and call down for pizza rolls, chips and faygo pop.
If I get horny I'll just jam my hand down random ladies pants and say "look here you subhuman slut, I'm a lv50 Pally, so lets fuck!"

Why didn't I think of this?
Who needs a best friend/lover/life partner when you have Mommy to make it all better?

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

OMG FUCK!
You guys are so right!
I have decided I'm going to call off the wedding and move back home to my Mothers house. No woman is as understanding as her. I can set up my raid rig in my old room and call down for pizza rolls, chips and faygo pop.
If I get horny I'll just jam my hand down random ladies pants and say "look here you subhuman slut, I'm a lv50 Pally, so lets fuck!"

Why didn't I think of this?
Who needs a best friend/lover/life partner when you have Mommy to make it all better?

[Barkingturtle]

In all seriousness, you answered your own question in the first post, tubby:

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

She says that's not the way she works and that maybe some girls can get turned on that fast but not her and that she has to be in the right mood etc...

Am I being selfish and unreasonable? Maybe I watch too much porn and expect too much?

Sounds like you recognize that your fantasies are not congruent with your reality. I would definitely recommend less porn and self-abuse. Instead of touching yourself maybe do some push-ups.

[dredge]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sounds like my Father is waiting for me in the tool shed

[Lexical]

ITT: Dredge finds out why you don't ask RnF for relationship advice.
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[dredge]

lets review the facts

1. I admitted to becoming overweight due hospitalization / health issues.

2. I have zero debt, my bankruptcy was years ago.

3. I'm a full time student and work a couple part time jobs, one being at the college as a tutor / work study.

4. Just turned 40 and have 2 semesters left to get my third degree, this time a Bachelors in Information Assurance.

5. I watch some porn, with and with out my fiance, too much? maybe, not sure.

6. I am not disgusting or unattractive. The fact that despite not having a career or money and I still manage to be engaged to a beautiful woman should be plenty of proof of that. I have a great personality and she loves me.

7. Your just jealous and Trans-sexual.

[Lexical]

To purist and Barkingturtle:
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