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![]() WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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Team Bonghits
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![]() She drew her wheelchair to the edge of the shore
And to her legs she smiled you wont hurt me no more But then a sight she'd never seen made her jump and say Look a golden winged ship is passing my way And it really didn't have to stop, it just kept on going... | ||
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![]() We were sailing along on Moonlight Bay
We could hear the voices ringing They seemed to say "You have stolen her heart" "Now don't go 'way" As we sang love's old sweet song on Moonlight Bay | ||
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After he's been dead and his legs chopped off Well, let me tell you a story to change that belief It started back when I was still alive My girlfriend and I were sitting side by side When she grabbed a gun and rudely ended my life My body lay there, dead and cold When she dragged me down to the basement below Where she decided to stuff me in a cardboard box That's when her problem did arise You see, the box she chose was to small in size So, she chopped off my legs Just so I could fit my future home Then out of panic or out of stress? She lost my legs, never to be found again Now I cannot die unless my body's complete So I lay in limbo, in agony, the world's first zombie amputee First she robbed me of life now she's robbing me of death So, if you've seen my legs, I'd like them back Or has she fed them to her dog and cat? If this is what life is, I don't want any part of it. | |||
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![]() I'm just an image
I'm just a sound I'm just a myth I'm not around Can't really deal with yourself So you find another way to be heard And even if I would change Do you really think it would be more like you I've got better things to do than listen to you (cry) It's pretty easy to blame me When all you do yourself is fail Why should I care what you think Why should I change myself for you? You expect me to When you want me to. I need to hear you cry like a bitch Cause you know I hate you (too).
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More famous than Jesus and better dressed than Santa Claus; wouldn't be seen dead on a cross and have never been caught up a chimney. So I deserve your money more | ||
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![]() We eat fish, tossed salads and make rap ballads
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Spud McKenzie, Level 60 Druid <Divinity>
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