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Old 10-04-2011, 08:51 PM
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pic or it didnt happen

and on a side note...i have literally never seen somebody seek as much validation, online or irl, as visage

we get it dude, you get play

90% of the people on here prolly get play regularly too

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I am a beautiful snowflake ! DAMN U!

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Old 10-05-2011, 04:25 PM
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I am a beautiful snowflake ! DAMN U!

and wow aren't we modest LMAO
fuck you for not getting mad at my post and ruining all my fun
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Old 10-04-2011, 06:24 PM
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get play r u serious
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Old 10-04-2011, 06:37 PM
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that girl is a C-Teamer for sure.

Prolly works the afternoon shift at IHOP.
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Old 10-04-2011, 06:45 PM
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I've known her for 8 years so she might as well be considered my sister.

Really no one's going to touch this? Really? But yeah just to echo hbb, try fingering / going down on her for some time, if you're going it right, it'll fit fine. People tend to tense up when they're about to be raped though, so you gotta really decide how you wanna go about this o_o
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Old 10-04-2011, 07:05 PM
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I've known her for 8 years so she might as well be considered my sister.

Really no one's going to touch this? Really? But yeah just to echo hbb, try fingering / going down on her for some time, if you're going it right, it'll fit fine. People tend to tense up when they're about to be raped though, so you gotta really decide how you wanna go about this o_o
I find that they tend to be loose when severely inebriated.
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Old 10-04-2011, 07:26 PM
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Old 10-04-2011, 07:31 PM
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So my penis to large for my friends Vagina. She is concerned. Now I told her the vagina is like a muscle and has to get use to such things. However, much like piercing I imagine they make Vagina Tapers to get it to open more. My question is has anyone expierenced this problem, and are the effects long lasting? Quite frankly I imagine it will be painful to her if I put it in , but the plus side it will feel amazin for me. Now with pleasure comes sacrafice for some. So if I want it to get smaller again , will it ever get to the point is currently is , if I find a way to enlarge the hole. Your thoughts and opinons thanks
~Visage.
just stop using those asian inflatable dolls and switch to the european ones

hope this helps
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Old 10-04-2011, 08:49 PM
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just stop using those asian inflatable dolls and switch to the european ones

hope this helps
Great Europeans! They have the most stds out of every country damn dirty wankin skanks!
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Old 10-04-2011, 10:18 PM
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Bring plenty of lube and keep the phone nearby if it gets stuck.
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