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you are aware that the vagina hole and urethra hole are separate parts within the vulva, right? sexual arousal/orgasm can make a woman expel fluid from either place, i've seen it happen very close to my face, literally right onto my face. i was a nerdy teenager, i figured that learning everything about female sexuality would give me some kind of advantage over other chad type guys. I was right. in addition to the biology, there is an entire set of psychology that goes along with female sexual pleasure. every single biological element can be perfect but if something is off psychologically the female will not have the same experience. not like us dudes who can sexually perform in any mood, in any location, in any circumstances. | |||
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We are such disgusting monkeys. | |||
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Sometimes when I slam the ham with a chubby girl, a whipped cream like substance accumulates on my shaft.
Does she put whipped cream in there before we hook up? | ||
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Grats on getting some mucus hole. | |||
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I got all proud of myself and then I learned that it can be a side effect of having STDs. Then I got sad. | |||
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some women will turn around and remove the accumulated substances with their mouths. we call them "keepers." | |||
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Man, I miss her...she was a freak. Then she got a little older and became lame.
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it's a brave new world for the ultra-promiscuous. get yourself on tinder or other apps and remember that tryin to get a hook up is a different game from tryin to get a girlfriend. be confident, stand solid on what you want, flash the cash, dress nice. if you're starting to gray or bald, decide where you wanna go with it. you'll have another hoochie mama real soon. | |||
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Macadamia nuts are toxic to dogs. Chickpeas are not.
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I never paid a Macadamian $100 to nut on my face. | |||
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