It's a total contradiction

[Elfminster]

Al Gore on climate change:

“The planet has a fever. If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor.”

Next time your baby has a fever you better hope Al Gore is there to tell you otherwise you won't know and your baby will die.

Because Al Gore is the doctor of all babies and the doctor of earth.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Or I could just call it lying.

You'd think that a world which claims to love chaos would love lies and hate truth but they're trying to convince me their lies are true so they love order really.

Why lust for forbidden oaths tho? Isn't knowing enough?

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Al Gore on climate change:

“The planet has a fever. If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor.”

Next time your baby has a fever you better hope Al Gore is there to tell you otherwise you won't know and your baby will die.

Because Al Gore is the doctor of all babies and the doctor of earth.

Let's say your premise is right and it is just a masquerade to avoid creating a global hotzone.

Why is that a bad thing?

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Let's say your premise is right and it is just a masquerade to avoid creating a global hotzone.

Why is that a bad thing?

I don't have a clue what you're talking about because that wasn't my premise.

If a baby has a fever you don't need somebody to convince you because it's obvious if it's true.

The premise is to profit from lies.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't have a clue what you're talking about because that wasn't my premise.

If a baby has a fever you don't need somebody to convince you because it's obvious if it's true.

The premise is to profit from lies.

Ok well you'll understand when you grow up. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ok well you'll understand when you grow up. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is how fevers normally work:

Parents: our baby is crying. our baby is burning up. our baby has fever. let's take our baby to the doctor.

This is how fevers work in GoreVille:

[ding dong]

Parents: hello?
Gore: Avon calling. hello I'm Al Gore and I'm here to tell you our baby has a fever. give me $300 a month and the fever will go away and our baby won't die.
Liberal leaning over Gore's shoulder: give him $300 QUICK otherwise our baby is at risk. he's here to save our baby. HURRY!
Parents: I just checked on our baby and everything looks fine.
Gore: i'm the expert not you. you are being VERY unresponsible. you're behaving like right wing racist rednecks. now give me $300 or the baby gets it.
Liberal leaning over Gore's shoulder: Do it NOW mother fucker!!!!

[robayon]

are we really still worried about al gore? last i heard from him was one of one of those futurama movies

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by robayon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

are we really still worried about al gore? last i heard from him was one of one of those futurama movies

Now he's called Greta Thunberg.

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I wish sea levels did rise tbh. I fancy a sea view. A 2 metre rise would work for me.

But I'm not seeing a baby with a fever I'm seeing a baby covered in ticks bleeding it dry.

Nothing that can't be transformed/repaired/healed though.

Running away and burning bridges and starting again is not a good solution because then you will always be doing that.

You've got to be able to transform your current location even if it looks hopeless.

At some point, you must make the grass green your side instead of constantly chasing the grass on the other side.

And to do it to a high standard as possible.

[Elfminster]

Chaos, 16th US President: “Good things come to those who wait, but only whats left from those who steal!”

Order, Creator of the Universe: “/facepalm"

[robayon]

i am mostly opposed to having grass at all unless it serves a purpose

zeroscaping for life