Really?

[TheBlackSheep]

Originally Posted by Stibe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dude, you are so fucking awesome. A fridge full of jager? You've totally MADE IT bro!


Being cool on the internet is COOL.

My life quest is complete.

[Stibe]

Originally Posted by TheBlackSheep [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My life quest is complete.

Shits bunk as fuck tho.

[TheBlackSheep]

Originally Posted by Saskrotch [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bar bitches get moist panties when I tell bout my 51 Warrior.

"Yea, it's on a PRIVATE server. You wouldn't know about it."

I never used that one. I was always like "Yeah... so. I was solo'ing in Fear the other night..." That normally did the trick. By the way, make sure you get a leather computer chair. Cleans up easier and is more resistant to fake nails.

Azorath

[Barkingturtle]

If I had a fridge full of Jager, I'd probably see how many bottles I could jam into your girlfriend.

[TheBlackSheep]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If I had a fridge full of Jager, I'd probably see how many bottles I could jam into your girlfriend.

Waste. I use Heaven Hill bottles for that.

Azorath

[Slathar]

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's worse that your entire existence here is comprised of talking about other people like a bitch at a hair stylist. You can't even accomplish things in a dreadfully easy game, but talk incessantly about how bad others are.

You're far worse than any "nerd" here.

yea but i have more than a high school diploma and don't suffer from a crippling inferiority complex like you do [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i also wouldn't be rejected from the army for being obese

[Skope]

Ektar, let's be real here...

The amount of "skill" involved in raiding in EQ is limited to time invested (tracking, staying online afk at a wizzy spire or OT hammerspot, actively grouping, etc), or gear/level and numbers.

It's true that one dumbass can wipe a raid force (premature pull or tank facing in a different direction / train, whatever) but EQ isn't exactly WoW where you're limited to a certain number of people and have to worry about movement, traps and OMGLAVA. No, you literally sit there and cast 1-2 spells or press a hotkey every time it comes up and make sure it's facing away from the raid. So long as you're not a complete tool you should be alright; learning the ropes in EQ takes 1 swing thru the encounter.

[xnolanx]

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disappointed face is disappointed....

[Juugox2]

Originally Posted by Knuckle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

End-game raiding experience from either Everquest Live or other MMORPG. If you don't have this, you're going to have to learn it on the fly. It's a lot harder, but it's do-able. Ultimately if you learn quickly you will be ok but if you don't, we will leave you behind and mock you!

I had to lol hard at this, since when is EQ hard? I didn't want to troll on the guild forums, but lets get real here people. Unless you have a mental disorder it's pretty fucking hard to fail at raiding.The only thing everquest raiding requires is having the appropriate gear in the right slot. What a joke. Scratch out that entire sentence, take a large shit, flush it down the toilet, and edit in this line:

Legally sane or pictures of medication for mental illness. If you don't have this, you're going to have to pee on a girl in a video and send it to Karsten. It's a lot harder, but it's do-able. Ultimately if you are not learning disabled you will be ok! If you are, we will leave you behind and mock you!

u mad bro?

[Harrison]

Originally Posted by Slathar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

yea but i have more than a high school diploma and don't suffer from a crippling inferiority complex like you do [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i also wouldn't be rejected from the army for being obese

Nerve definitely hit. Mission accomplished.

Keep crying on the forums about "nerds". We're all impressed with your massive successes in life.