Akyra's A F***ING C*NT

[Knightmare]

Originally Posted by Ennoia [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pfft I'm a stuntman-porn star-astronaut-formula 1 racecar driver-Navy SEAL-SWAT rear guard-mountain man-Bear Grylls-rockstar-crossing guard-electrician-doctor...all you do is hump a bull's backside for a few seconds.

Actually even Charlie Sheen's quote has him beat, and that's saying something at this point.

"I'm living the life of a rock star, vatican, assassin. My body is a lock-box of diamonds, uranium and assassin nobility!"

Of course, I'm not very worldly so now my uneducated ass has to go Google "Bear Grylls" [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Damn you for making me learn while browsing RnF! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Ennoia]

Originally Posted by Knightmare [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Actually even Charlie Sheen's quote has him beat, and that's saying something at this point.

"I'm living the life of a rock star, vatican, assassin. My body is a lock-box of diamonds, uranium and assassin nobility!"

Of course, I'm not very worldly so now my uneducated ass has to go Google "Bear Grylls" [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Damn you for making me learn while browsing RnF! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fuck, you live in CT, too?! Also, Bear Grylls is a pussy (he has a camera crew). Les Straud is where it's at, but Les doesn't drink piss.

[Knightmare]

Originally Posted by Ennoia [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fuck, you live in CT, too?! Also, Bear Grylls is a pussy (he has a camera crew). Les Straud is where it's at, but Les doesn't drink piss.

Haha, yes I noticed you in CT [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]


Les Straud I actually know yeah, loved his "Survivorman" shows. That dude's got balls, big ones. He might not drink piss, but he did pee around a plastic cup and drink the condensation it turned into on one of his shows lol. Kinda cool anyway.

[Knuckle]

Originally Posted by Asinine [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol if most of yall knew what i do IRL you guys would have respect u dont have the balls to do what i do
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ghaha holy shit, you really used a tv commercial for that. oh man

[Bruno]

I have to give him one thing, he's definitely living up to his name.

[Hasbinbad]

kimmie showed me

[Eldaran]

I know I'm new around here, but OP is by far the worst person I've seen on these forums. Others have their quirks, but this dude is just terrible. My stomach actually turns when I see his name. Everyone else has awesome replies in this thread though. Love it.

[Ennoia]

Originally Posted by Asinine [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I Love Fat Girls

You saw it here first...and I am shocked no one caught it.

[xshayla701]

Originally Posted by Ennoia [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You saw it here first...and I am shocked no one caught it.

I think he's saying I'm not fat enough for him [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Chanur]

Originally Posted by xshayla701 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think he's saying I'm not fat enough for him [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think he's upset you wouldn't show him your penis.