Akyra's A F***ING C*NT

[Chanur]

Originally Posted by xshayla701 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think he's saying I'm not fat enough for him [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think he's upset you wouldn't show him your penis.

[Knuckle]

Originally Posted by Messianic [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The saddest part is when people attempt to defend themselves on an online forum where you have virtual anonymity by claiming how cool they are IRL. I.e. "I'm a young doctor"

Even if you're Brad Pitt or Hugh Jackman IRL (which is obviously not the case here), that doesn't change the fact that everyone thinks you're an idiot here.

What if it is the case? shut your whore mouth you treat an angel with respect.

[Ennoia]

Originally Posted by Extunarian [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I like this, but I'm wondering how 'Electrician' got in there....

Hey man, rule #1 of being awesome...always learn a trade skill so you got something to fall back on!

[Knuckle]

Originally Posted by Asinine [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol if most of yall knew what i do IRL you guys would have respect u dont have the balls to do what i do
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ghaha holy shit, you really used a tv commercial for that. oh man

[Knightmare]

Originally Posted by Ennoia [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pfft I'm a stuntman-porn star-astronaut-formula 1 racecar driver-Navy SEAL-SWAT rear guard-mountain man-Bear Grylls-rockstar-crossing guard-electrician-doctor...all you do is hump a bull's backside for a few seconds.

Actually even Charlie Sheen's quote has him beat, and that's saying something at this point.

"I'm living the life of a rock star, vatican, assassin. My body is a lock-box of diamonds, uranium and assassin nobility!"

Of course, I'm not very worldly so now my uneducated ass has to go Google "Bear Grylls" [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Damn you for making me learn while browsing RnF! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Ennoia]

Originally Posted by Knightmare [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Actually even Charlie Sheen's quote has him beat, and that's saying something at this point.

"I'm living the life of a rock star, vatican, assassin. My body is a lock-box of diamonds, uranium and assassin nobility!"

Of course, I'm not very worldly so now my uneducated ass has to go Google "Bear Grylls" [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Damn you for making me learn while browsing RnF! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fuck, you live in CT, too?! Also, Bear Grylls is a pussy (he has a camera crew). Les Straud is where it's at, but Les doesn't drink piss.

[Prince]

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cowboy up

[Eldaran]

Originally Posted by Prince [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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cowboy up

hahahahahahhahaha

[Knightmare]

Originally Posted by Ennoia [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fuck, you live in CT, too?! Also, Bear Grylls is a pussy (he has a camera crew). Les Straud is where it's at, but Les doesn't drink piss.

Haha, yes I noticed you in CT [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]


Les Straud I actually know yeah, loved his "Survivorman" shows. That dude's got balls, big ones. He might not drink piss, but he did pee around a plastic cup and drink the condensation it turned into on one of his shows lol. Kinda cool anyway.

[Messianic]

Originally Posted by Knuckle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What if it is the case? shut your whore mouth you treat an angel with respect.

...? Asinine is an angel?