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Old 05-04-2020, 11:40 PM
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Old 05-01-2020, 01:52 PM
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In dese difficult times, Juntsie want to remind all squishies and dose who dun' venture far from da' basement dat his professional loot advocacy services are available at da' low, low rate of 5000 plat per hour. Dis is a premium.

In addition to loot advocacy, Juntsie tink he compelled ta' offer da Dark Mens a series of Racial Sensitivity training seminars for low price of 3000 plat per hour. In dese exciting series, Juntsie explore many topics -- like how it make no sense dat' Dark Men blabble something about "JAPS." Whut is Japs? Dere' no such ting in Norrath! How does dese fine dark mens purport to represent Erudin -- which Juntsie finds too stuffy and devoid of real learned materials, such as swamp gasses, why read when can sniff gas??? -- and at same time blabble nonsense! Juntsie teach dark menz how to speak!

Juntsie also remind all dat dese ancient lootz ain't worth da' crying and moping. Jus' share bashing! It good for you!
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Old 05-01-2020, 02:25 PM
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In dese difficult times, Juntsie want to remind all squishies and dose who dun' venture far from da' basement dat his professional loot advocacy services are available at da' low, low rate of 5000 plat per hour. Dis is a premium.

In addition to loot advocacy, Juntsie tink he compelled ta' offer da Dark Mens a series of Racial Sensitivity training seminars for low price of 3000 plat per hour. In dese exciting series, Juntsie explore many topics -- like how it make no sense dat' Dark Men blabble something about "JAPS." Whut is Japs? Dere' no such ting in Norrath! How does dese fine dark mens purport to represent Erudin -- which Juntsie finds too stuffy and devoid of real learned materials, such as swamp gasses, why read when can sniff gas??? -- and at same time blabble nonsense! Juntsie teach dark menz how to speak!

Juntsie also remind all dat dese ancient lootz ain't worth da' crying and moping. Jus' share bashing! It good for you!
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Old 05-01-2020, 03:46 PM
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In dese difficult times, Juntsie want to remind all squishies and dose who dun' venture far from da' basement dat his professional loot advocacy services are available at da' low, low rate of 5000 plat per hour. Dis is a premium.

In addition to loot advocacy, Juntsie tink he compelled ta' offer da Dark Mens a series of Racial Sensitivity training seminars for low price of 3000 plat per hour. In dese exciting series, Juntsie explore many topics -- like how it make no sense dat' Dark Men blabble something about "JAPS." Whut is Japs? Dere' no such ting in Norrath! How does dese fine dark mens purport to represent Erudin -- which Juntsie finds too stuffy and devoid of real learned materials, such as swamp gasses, why read when can sniff gas??? -- and at same time blabble nonsense! Juntsie teach dark menz how to speak!

Juntsie also remind all dat dese ancient lootz ain't worth da' crying and moping. Jus' share bashing! It good for you!
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Old 05-01-2020, 03:52 PM
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In dese difficult times, Juntsie want to remind all squishies and dose who dun' venture far from da' basement dat his professional loot advocacy services are available at da' low, low rate of 5000 plat per hour. Dis is a premium.

In addition to loot advocacy, Juntsie tink he compelled ta' offer da Dark Mens a series of Racial Sensitivity training seminars for low price of 3000 plat per hour. In dese exciting series, Juntsie explore many topics -- like how it make no sense dat' Dark Men blabble something about "JAPS." Whut is Japs? Dere' no such ting in Norrath! How does dese fine dark mens purport to represent Erudin -- which Juntsie finds too stuffy and devoid of real learned materials, such as swamp gasses, why read when can sniff gas??? -- and at same time blabble nonsense! Juntsie teach dark menz how to speak!

Juntsie also remind all dat dese ancient lootz ain't worth da' crying and moping. Jus' share bashing! It good for you!
Juntsie, what do we do with vexatious litigants?
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Old 05-01-2020, 04:10 PM
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Juntsie, what do we do with vexatious litigants?
Dis gud question dat Juntsie waive all professional fee to answer. If dere be a whiny squishie whose ferget' to chage out dere' feces-sock and get cranky, Juntsie advise reminding dem of da' fecundity of pixel. Juntsie suspect dat da' crybabies need help and luv. Dey no loved as children, and spend all dere' time worrying about da lootz no one care about. It sad. Juntsie advice being nice to dem to lure them into comfort-zone. Once guard down, it is advisable to feed them special Sleep Potice, and then proceed to quarter their limbs -- especially if delicious, tender dorf, gnome, or halfling meats -- for later consumption. No waste gud meat and food. And da whiners tend to be a bit big around da' belly, so lots of meats. Good eating!
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Old 05-01-2020, 04:41 PM
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All my +reps to Juntsie
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Old 05-01-2020, 08:49 PM
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Sorry for shortening japanse into a slur. Lol
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I totally believe you. People who toss out the word retard on the regular are known for being contrite.
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Old 05-01-2020, 09:52 PM
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I totally believe you. People who toss out the word retard on the regular are known for being contrite.
Shut up crybaby retard
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