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Old 12-04-2019, 01:28 PM
Zeblet Zeblet is offline
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What are every ranger last words ? "INC"
ROFLMAO!!!!
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Old 12-04-2019, 07:42 AM
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Why is ranger armor green and brown?

Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse in the grass.
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Old 12-04-2019, 07:44 AM
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You want a funny joke? How about my mana pool on teal as a shaman in full banded?
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Old 12-04-2019, 08:23 AM
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Have you heard the joke about the broken spear?

I would tell you but there is no point.
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Old 12-04-2019, 01:22 PM
Zeblet Zeblet is offline
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A monk and a Necro walk into a bard...
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Old 12-04-2019, 01:27 PM
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When does an SHD or NEC sound like a porn star?

When they be tappin’ dat ass!
Last edited by Zeblet; 12-04-2019 at 01:27 PM.. Reason: Mispell
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Old 12-04-2019, 01:36 PM
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Why don’t you ever want a BJ from a Necro?

Because he’ll suck the life out of you.
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Old 12-04-2019, 01:39 PM
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Last week I scared a monkey so bad that he feigned....
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Old 12-04-2019, 07:18 PM
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Correction (damn auto-corrected and made a mess from my cellphone).

Last week... I scared a Monk so bad... that he "Feinted"... Get it...? ..."feigned-dead".
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Old 12-04-2019, 07:21 PM
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Tank leaves the group...Ranger sends:

/group Pulling -----> <Undead Hag>


I send:

/Shout Train to Zone
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