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Old 05-25-2018, 09:42 AM
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Fatty here. I ate an apple like 2 weeks ago and my stomach still isn't right. My mom finally bought that can of compressed air so the cheez doodle dust that was stuck under my 'KL:" keys is gone and I feel like a new man. Unfortunately the mountain dew I spilled all over my mouse and mouse pad has still left me unable to right click. I'll keep you guys posted about the whole MD situation.

PS. I think this russian chick I been talking to in yahoo chat likes me, after sending her $500 to fix her car she sent me a picture of her face. I think she's a model cause it had a shutterstock logo printed on it. #i'mdatingamodell
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Old 05-25-2018, 11:15 AM
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I'm going to keep losing weight through role-playing a favored trans whore informant in aushwitz.
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Old 05-25-2018, 12:12 PM
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I'm going to keep losing weight through role-playing a favored trans whore informant in aushwitz.
anne frank diary had a joke about that. something like Dutch girls being mattresses for the german soldiers.
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Old 05-25-2018, 08:59 PM
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Crunches and push ups between "try red" posts
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Old 05-25-2018, 10:22 PM
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Well done, Dino.
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Old 05-26-2018, 07:48 PM
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Keto diet, light exercise, less everquest.
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Old 05-27-2018, 11:41 AM
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Fat? I erased what I was going to say because I don't really have anything to add.
Howabout you more witty folks insert a sarcastic comment for me?
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Old 05-27-2018, 11:50 AM
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Fat? I erased what I was going to say because I don't really have anything to add.
Howabout you more witty folks insert a sarcastic comment for me?
I'm honestly so fat that I haven't seen my dick in years.
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Old 05-27-2018, 12:49 PM
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I'm honestly so fat that I haven't seen my dick in years.
I specified the more witty ones. Not apparently you.
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Old 05-27-2018, 12:54 PM
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the great thing about being fat is that entitled millenials will rent you for their cuddle parties
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