Just a bard telling a true story

[Skew]

Get level 60. App Aftermath. Stare at a wall for a few days and as long as you are 10% RA you will probably get a white scale a month or two after making FM.
Its easier than farming 200 goblin earings and making your wife play the glockenspiel.

[Lhancelot]

Dude logged in his bard toon, looted the scale and will be WTS it via a newly created level 1 toon in EC that no one knows.

Will split the money with said officers that decided it was best going to his bard or keep the plats himself.

Either way, winning. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sick fucks. That's why raid scene here has such an abysmal reputation.

[Pokesan]

last i knew venerate was DKP

[hyejin]

Originally Posted by jakerees [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bards sing songs right like I have seen them singing several times and it can be a song that hurts something but it can also be a song that makes them run faster and I know they really like running because this one time in the Overthere there was a bard just running and running around not killing anything it seemed, in fact there were like 30 or more creatures from sarnak people to chicken things to sentient cacti following this guy around the zone and he obviously is in the level range to be there to get exp but it was like he was trying his best to just avoid a fight with these things and some people around the ramp to the skyfire mountains were getting irritated because they were hoping some of those things would stop chasing the bard and pay attention to them and they weren't but bards are really good at running and it would be fun if there was a 'trip' skill for all classes that they could use when a bard with a big following of creatures ran by they could push that hotbutton and make the bard 'fall down' (get rooted) for a few seconds and give the things a chance to catch up to him and then they could all be like 'hey you be trippin!' and laugh but the really weird thing is when they sing songs and run around and do this in east commons too and take every creature in the zone away from people trying to kill things and it makes me wonder if they do that because they sat under the first torch in the tunnel for too long and they finally snapped after seeing so many people selling the same things over and over and probably wondering why no one will offer an awesome ogre shaman an epic mq for 20k and then they just snap and go on a rampage although I'm not sure you can call it a rampage so much when all they do is run and sing but don't actually kill anything but it doesn't change the fact that john q human monk is sitting at the first inn away from Freeport wondering where all the decaying skeletons are which makes him wonder about them more not knowing that they are chasing some bard and they key in on the 'decaying' part of decaying skeleton and wonder if the skeleton is decaying and wanders around for awhile without anyone killing it maybe it just fully decays and withers away into nothing and maybe that's why they can't find anything to kill which probably confuses them more about the game. I like to sing

knowing there is someone like u out there makes the sun shine brighter

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

last i knew venerate was DKP

Didn't they kinda fall apart recently... then, got new leadership and started to zerg invite?

Not sure how they are doing tbh maybe I am wrong, just seems like they kinda fell off the map.

For real... If a person really wants to get da pixels, just join one of the guilds that conveyor belts da dragon loots.

Why fuck around with bottom tier pixel guilds whos loots are highly contested by some of the greediest neckbeards on p99?

OP - Join Aftermath or Awakened. I am more familiar with AW and like what I have heard from some of their members and I imagine AM isn't much different.

[rebeccablack]

Originally Posted by Lhancelot [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dude logged in his bard toon, looted the scale and will be WTS it via a newly created level 1 toon in EC that no one knows.

Will split the money with said officers that decided it was best going to his bard or keep the plats himself.

Either way, winning. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sick fucks. That's why raid scene here has such an abysmal reputation.

your posting has gone to absolute shit recently. please take corrective action immediately.

[Sadiki]

AW doesn't even really raid classic/Kunark content unless they really need something.

It's amusing watching forum trolls think they're up to speed on how the server operates.

[mattydef]

These white scales definitely cause a lot of drama. In this case I'd say Venerate isn't in the wrong, there was a 60 bard at the raid playing an alt (because you have to be 52 or less for vox) in order to help with the fight. Another funny story though involving a white scale, my friend / guildie killed gore on a guild raid and they ended up giving the scale to another bard that wasn't there, wasn't as far along on the quest, had less raid attendance, less dkp earned and just got back from a 6 month break. Talk about playing favorites. Poor guy pretty much quit playing after that.

[Beastagoog]

Log out of P99.

Patch EQLive client.

Pay the sub (or use Krono)

Level bard to 60 in a month

Join a guild

Get 6 other level 6 pals and run down to Perma, request a instance from the AoC.

Kill vox and loot scale.

TADA! You just spent less time leveling a toon 1-60 and looting a scale than it will take you to go 48-55 on p99.

Bless you.

[Beastagoog]

^on Agnarr