Public Service Announcement Red 99

[Slathar]

Originally Posted by Stasis01 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm talking to a ghost.

neglected child: "dad can we go to the park?"

obese, neglectful father: "god damnit chazz never interrupt me when im playing everquest."

*9 hours later*

neglected child: "dad can you help me with homework?"

obese, neglectful father: "listen you stupid shit, i can't miss this DKP raid or i won't get sword of reality escape."

*sounds of child screaming with pots and pans falling in a cockroach avalanche followed by the sounds of an angry female land-whale*


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[Stasis01]

More like I walk in the door and 3 little maniacs that I would die for run up
and wrap their arms around my leg and yell "DADDY"

Then they beg me to 1 go for a bike ride 2 go swimming at the YMCA 3 play
PS4 with them or want to show me shit they've done.

I don't know where the bitch selfish philosophy started you probably know better than me but thank god my ancestors weren't as "smart" as you.

[shokar]

Originally Posted by Slathar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

neglected child: "dad can we go to the park?"

obese, neglectful father: "god damnit chazz never interrupt me when im playing everquest."

*9 hours later*

neglected child: "dad can you help me with homework?"

obese, neglectful father: "listen you stupid shit, i can't miss this DKP raid or i won't get sword of reality escape."

*sounds of child screaming with pots and pans falling in a cockroach avalanche followed by the sounds of an angry female land-whale*


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fuck off, cock roach avalanche? im dead.

[oricalum]

Originally Posted by Slathar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

neglected child: "dad can we go to the park?"

obese, neglectful father: "god damnit chazz never interrupt me when im playing everquest."

*9 hours later*

neglected child: "dad can you help me with homework?"

obese, neglectful father: "listen you stupid shit, i can't miss this DKP raid or i won't get sword of reality escape."

*sounds of child screaming with pots and pans falling in a cockroach avalanche followed by the sounds of an angry female land-whale*


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He still has it!

[Ivah]

Originally Posted by Slathar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

neglected child: "dad can we go to the park?"

obese, neglectful father: "god damnit chazz never interrupt me when im playing everquest."

*9 hours later*

neglected child: "dad can you help me with homework?"

obese, neglectful father: "listen you stupid shit, i can't miss this DKP raid or i won't get sword of reality escape."

*sounds of child screaming with pots and pans falling in a cockroach avalanche followed by the sounds of an angry female land-whale*


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This is gold. Lost it at "angry female land-whale" lmfao.

[Stasis01]

And then I teach them that they aren't gender identified they can be male or female. I also teach them that life isn't worth living we're ruining the planet and white people oppress everyone.

I teach them not to have kids because they cry and they're expensive and you're better off being alone. You'll get to retirement faster and think of all the girls you can fuck.

Then after you get old and bored of saying the same jokes since 99 you tie your belt around your neck from a rafter and call it a day.

THE BITCH PATH

[Slathar]

your life sounds shitty

[Stasis01]

I don't blame you for becoming what you became. You're just a sheep and the next generations will be better when your kind are gone.

[Slathar]

Originally Posted by Stasis01 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't blame you for becoming what you became. You're just a sheep and the next generations will be better when your kind are gone.

obese, neglectful father: "alright son, im going to teach you a valuable life skill today."

hopeful child (neglected): "you're going to teach me to ride a bike!?"

obese, neglectful father: "even better son, im going to teach you the tranquil staff rotation in karnors castle!"

disappointed son: "but dad Prime Minister Trudeau said im the future of our great nation."

obese, butter-sweating mall cop father: "he went to school and got an education hahaha, ive got bigger plans for you my boy. ive got a full set of HoT armor lined up for your cleric. how does that sou-..."


*child protective services kicks in the door and a wave of shit-filled air blasts them 25 feet back. the nine children cheer as their father is chained with a barge anchor and hauled away via forklift. six hours later Gaanon is seen online.*

[sofa king]

British ugly as fuck