Confession thread: Most embarassing Red99 related things you've fucked up.

[MerkelMacron]

Do you define Zerg by # of players or # of characters available 56+?

The bulk of GG was Fresh players who had only 1 lvl 60 and havnt seen non-planar raid loot...

Once one understands how the make up of the guilds differed in terms of neckebard and melee class percentage, it was clear that GG had slim chances of succeding at best

anyway, wipe it or teams

[Gustoo]

I tried like 20 times to use sneak to get past bats in lguk as a cleric. Never succeeded.

[Gustoo]

Reason: guts

[Izmael]

On first character, level 35ish mage I tried to kill a griffin in WC. Long story short, I got the griffin to 0% but was out of pets and out of mana, like literally 0 mana. I suppose killing it was a big deal for me at the time as I was noob as fuck.

It was on red99 so there was nobody in the zone I could ask for help.

I was trying to med up enough for a nuke but aggroed a level 5ish skeleton. I didn't have Jboots or sow. The skeleton wouldn't let me sit down to med and the griffin was slowly fleeing and regening HP.

It took me a LOT of time strafe running around to outrun the level 5 mob to catch a med tick here and there and finally kill the griffin (who required several mini nukes as he regened HP), I think it was a good 10+ minutes of running around feeling really really stupid.

[Utanven]

Lost a fungi in a drop transfer (could not connect to server error & it poofed)

Duruabel said nothing he could do.

1 year later after Duru exposed GM Aussie contacts me proactively and restores it.

Reason: impatient & hate asking others for help.

[Utanven]

Lost a BCG & Fingerbone in a drop transfer & got banned for it.

Didn't learn much from loosing the fungi..had to xfer this stuff.. what am I gonna do wait for 5 minutes for a guildie to help? Fuck that I'm dropping it.

Drop it, log out.
Log in, it's gone, I see an open door and a naked human running off... fuck lol

Catch up to said naked human and tell him if he just hands it back I'll reward him & wont even need to bother GMs.

At first he seems to be playing dumb ..but later was determined English was not his primary language

After a brief struggle communicating he actually hands it back.

I promptly login to my lvl 1 trader and give him like 5k in gear & 5k in pp

Try to login later... account banned for RMT (I guess giving Somone 10k for what looked like nothing looks bad)

Braknar cleared it up later via logs . Ty

[Beastagoog]

Originally Posted by Utanven [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lost a fungi in a drop transfer (could not connect to server error & it poofed)

Duruabel said nothing he could do.

1 year later after Duru exposed GM Aussie contacts me proactively and restores it.

Reason: impatient & hate asking others for help.

god I love a good Duro-pal story, it cracks me up.
gotta give it to him he saw a chance and went with it.

[HippoNipple]

Originally Posted by Beastagoog [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

god I love a good Duro-pal story, it cracks me up.
gotta give it to him he saw a chance and went with it.

It really was a great scam he had going.

Drops an item to transfer - steal the item and sell it through RMT

2 box and transfer yourself - ban them, strip chars and RMT

transfer to a friend - ban both accounts for RMT, strip items and RMT

[syztem]

oh heres a good one that got me, Lite would love to know this.

I bought items from Brennard bought a FB hoop, jagged blade of morning and a gobby earring for a really good package deal. I had been playing him on and off when rogue dps was needed for pvp as I had no tstaff monk at the time, but I ended up with my own 60 rogue. Deal was really good, told me he was quitting to be with his GF more. I paid for the items, FB hoops at the time were around 75k I got all 3 items for 70k plat.

Like 2 days later Lite starts blowing me up in tells about stripping brennard, i ignored him because it had nothing to do with him and brennard wasn't his toon just one that was leant out to him and he felt it was his own(as he did many others, like mesochrist etc accounts that were NOT solely his just left in his hands). anyway I quickly realized after the tells from him that I didn't deal with the real Brennard, and it was a certain azrael scummer who also had the info.

Had 0 intentions of returning the items and not getting my plat back, soon as I tried to get ahold of the real brennard I realized that his batphone #, email, none of it worked. Glad this buff obsessed bald eagle no longer plays.

this lead to the infamous "I deserved it, i earned it" voicemail remix and ss's. as well as the 45 voicemails that I made a few public after lite slandered my name even more because I wouldn't give him back stuff I earned on raids in Azrael(including dealing with Wanyo winning 3 cloak of flames before I even had 1 on my monk, only people like powered and the inner circle knew wanyo was a box monk. lite didn't want anyone knowing, he awarded 2 cof's over a month to wanyo, the 3rd just was retarded and I called him out on it only to be given an RBB off mesochrist a few weeks later).

--completely unrelated, but first time i was given access to mesochrist to play in pvp and use to farm shit. I logged him in to see double dragon bag, 1 tink bags, abu kar box. inside the bags I saw 3 red scales, 4 white scales, multiple RBBs, hiero cloak, dragon teeth, torpors, extra dragon items and tons more blackholed stuff.

[Cwall 146.0]

you forgot the part of that story where karsten sold you a stave of shielding for 25k and then lite demanded it back in the emails, even though he never owned or used that item