Poll: What DO women really want?

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by KilyenaMage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

refuses sex

That's a pretty shitty thing to do.

[Hoggen]

Originally Posted by KilyenaMage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll tell ya what they DON'T want....

A man who begins to masturbate in bed next to her, after she refuses sex.

I've found most women don't give a damn what a man does as long as he buys them things.

[deathgirl]

Originally Posted by Hoggen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've found most women don't give a damn what a man does as long as he buys them things.

That's probably because they think that means he loves them

[deathgirl]

I've found that most men don't give a damn what a woman does as long as she looks good

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by deathgirl [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've found that most men don't give a damn what a woman does as long as she looks good

Ugly girls hafta cook and do dishes.

[Bubbles]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

this is the best joke ever.

agreed, although it's hard to tell where the 'joke' is.. Seems pretty realistic to me.

[SlankyLanky]

i want me a man who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, enjoys the smell of my beer farts and rotten feet. a man who will shave my lower back hair and clean it out of the shower because i dont want to. somebody who would rather goto the river and watch trains for free then go to dinner and a crappy movie that could be downloaded form the internet for free. a dude with some big beefy hands because my back hurts, and dude should rub it. if he had a big awesome dog named HAGGARD or SLAMMIE that would be good too. dude shouldnt wear deoderant. preferably have some knowledge or experience with freight trains. vegan or vegetarian is ok but im not so dude better not complain when i grill up a big hunk of flesh. but ya know...not to be to picky.

[xshayla701]

Originally Posted by SlankyLanky [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i want me a man who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, enjoys the smell of my beer farts and rotten feet. a man who will shave my lower back hair and clean it out of the shower because i dont want to. somebody who would rather goto the river and watch trains for free then go to dinner and a crappy movie that could be downloaded form the internet for free. a dude with some big beefy hands because my back hurts, and dude should rub it. if he had a big awesome dog named HAGGARD or SLAMMIE that would be good too. dude shouldnt wear deoderant. preferably have some knowledge or experience with freight trains. vegan or vegetarian is ok but im not so dude better not complain when i grill up a big hunk of flesh. but ya know...not to be to picky.

i like your style

[SlankyLanky]

Originally Posted by xshayla701 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i like your style

needless to say i havnt found that guy yet.

[tatiOrose]

only a real man knows what us women really want. and it's not sex.