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Old 09-11-2016, 05:17 PM
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Pineapple paint, what u want to drink

I'm about to change my name to Hillary Flocka. Lord forgive me for my radio edits I just edited the beat.

Can't slow down Hilary's fast lane, toe down that edit let the edit edit out, a blank blank message twist the edit and let it edit out
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Old 09-11-2016, 06:05 PM
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gotta watch the feet. They were just dragging her into the van as her head bobbled all over the place.
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Old 09-11-2016, 06:54 PM
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No. She doesn't actually have any illnesses.

She has been wearing that human suit for too long now, afraid to take it off for fear of cameras or spying eyes. Her reptilian DNA is rejecting the graft and she's basically suffering from a system wide infection as her immune system struggles to combat what it sees as a foreign object.

This is particularly dangerous for her now, because as we near the election, her body is going into it's reproductive phase to allow her to begin spawning her reptilian army. You saw last week as she evacuated two of her eggs into a glass of water until her aid was able to take them to the hatchery.
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Old 09-11-2016, 06:57 PM
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I got this information from someone close to her during this campaign and I'm not kidding.
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Old 09-11-2016, 07:53 PM
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10 bucks says her PR team claims she was just overwhelmed with emotion and fainted.
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Old 09-11-2016, 08:32 PM
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A guy I work with is convinced that Hillary has Parkinson's Disease. Apparently one of her CIA body guards carries around some sort of epi pen incase she strokes out in public... Some of you guys follow this crap much more closely than I do. Does she legitimately have medical issues ... ?
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Old 09-11-2016, 08:42 PM
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Diagnosed and being treated for pneumonia. At her age, no small feat.
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Old 09-12-2016, 09:58 AM
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Everything is fine here – nothing to see – move along~! ☺
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Old 09-12-2016, 09:38 PM
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2.5 million views on this video already that goes even deeper than her passing out & getting dragged into the van (namely the metal shit falling off her)

thats GG for bobblehead hillary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZl9j580tM
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Old 09-12-2016, 09:59 PM
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Lot of great theories to the metal in the above video's comments section.

Some of best include her cockring falling off. Her diaper clasp. That it was the usb with the missing emails.
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