The Chronicles of Smarmia: ***OFFICIAL***-S.o.R.P. YT Tracking

[Big_Japan]

xaanka your anime avatar/sig and the grief you obviously bring are the breath of stinky air red boards need

keep up the good work Fellow-Traveler™

[iruinedyourday]

you'd love his surname

[Xaanka]

Anime Rocks!!!

[iruinedyourday]

I just watched that shit loop for like 20 times

[Pokesan]

I don't deny it, Xaanka is a much better poster than me. 5 stars everytime

[Xaanka]

busy night!!

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Originally Posted by Gardur [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Damn just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.... You will be the first person I put on ignore in FQ. Grats!

Originally Posted by Samsung [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why the hell would someone post that? Jesus dude you're a nice guy but your.posting is bad.

Originally Posted by georgie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You'll be nominated for troll try hard of the year. You fail to troll but succeed at being the eyesore of the forums and annoying. Had more laughs out of gasoline and lulz

love all u nerds, its good to know there are other people who care as much about these forums as myself

[Xaanka]

o i almost forgot this one

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[Pokesan]

I have unilaterally awarded (1)posthumous FKP to our fallen brother Filthy_Pagan

Let the Hall of Records remember Him.

[Pokesan]

The demise of our most esteemed friend James_Joyce is a great sadness to our movement. He lived with the Honor of a Samurai and I mourn him greatly.

James_Joyce has been posthumously awarded (1) FKP. May he smile upon us from above.

[captnamazing]

Post-Humous FKP Nomination: Filthy_Pagan

This one is extremely intricate. It involves both my failures as our Prophet and redemption, thanks to the guidance and Powers of Filthy_Pagan.

Let me tell the story...

It all began on another shitty thread by IRYD, about some stupid zombie show. I tried to shit on him, but something held me back...

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Edit.. Sry I can't bring myself to flame iryd after our romance.

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have brought shame to SoRP

Despite my obvious failure, Filthy gave space to allow my redemption...

Originally Posted by Filthy_Pagan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That depends heavily on where you made the deposit

Not long after, I found Filthy BANNED. I posted a thread "Filthy Pagan ded" in Off Topic... this very important.

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Found his body in the gutters of RNF. Wearing a clown suit. Banned written across his taint.

Your soul is with the retarded God.

As the oracle, I prophesy that He will Return to us, in a more powerful and retarded form than we have ever seen.

May he find rest in this temporary slumber, as a maggot finds rest in its cocoon before transforming into a butterfly.

Here is IRYD's opinion before seeing my thread...

Originally Posted by iruinedyourday [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol form mods doing gods work, keep up the good work pals!

Radio silence. A thousand tears wept for our Fallen Comrade. I thought the Retarded God had abandoned me... all of us.

But then I received this message and saw the Providence in his Invisible Hands. With my holding back on IRYD, he kept trusting me... and we have had secret communiques in the past about our mutual fallen friend, Greengrocer.

Frequenly, IRYD would ask me to confirm or deny if a certain FQ alias was GG. This seemed no different, but I drooled on myself when I saw the opportunity at hand.

MESSAGE:

Originally Posted by iruinedyourday

was FP GG?

lawl

RESPONSE:

Originally Posted by captnamazing

Lol. Was it that you obvious?

MESSAGE:

Originally Posted by iruinedyourday

lol i didnt think of it until like 3 days ago

he got me SO RUSTLED i couldn't see straight i thought he was just some random version of hurb or some type of ilk like that

i thought he was going to doxx and murder me lololol

tell him good show, good show.

LET IT STAND BEFORE ALL WITNESSES, JURY, AND JUDGE OF THE RETARDED GOD - IRYD HIMSELF HAS ATTESTED TO THE WICKED YELLOWTEXTING OF HIS OWN JIMMIES BY OUR BRAVE WARRIOR FILTHY_PAGAN.

Once again I have been shown the dirt-stained hands of the Retarded God as he guides me across these forums. I have been humbled by failure and lifted back up to execute this most Glorious Troll on the enemy poster Iruinedyourday, thanks to the tremendous work of Filthy_Pagan, our dearly departed.