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12-29-2015, 12:50 AM
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I laughed out loud when he took off his mask and revealed himself to be the permavirgin cuck who is mad he didn't get daddys good looks. No wonder he couldn't take out two noobs in a lightsaber duel, chewie put a bowcaster shot straight in his mangina and it's the closest he's felt to physical intimacy since he sucked on leias saggy titbank. He was craving more at that point and he fucking got it from a traitor and a desert rat
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12-29-2015, 12:57 AM
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12-29-2015, 01:07 AM
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It is a moment ripe with meaning. I still guffawed
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12-29-2015, 09:04 AM
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I saw this yesterday. Abso-fucking-lutely terrible. What is wrong with all you people saying this movie was great? Not just in this forum, but in the entirely of the planet?
Was I shown some different version of episode 7? because the episode 7 I was shown was horrible and no where near worthy of the hype its getting... so, spoiler alert... a loveable droid is given a secret mission to deliver a flash drive containing important information to the rebellion. this droid is stranded on a DESERT PLANET and the first person it meets is the only Force sensitive person on the planet. This person takes the responsibility of delivering this droid to the rebellion, which in turn causes the rebellion to destroy a "bad guy" space station by exploiting some overlooked feature that can completely annihilate the base. WHAT? HELLO? The fuck is wrong with you people. This is exactly what happened in a new hope. How many death stars do they need to blow up before someone can get an original idea? a THIRD death star with a detrimental flaw that can be exploited? don't you think that after the first two, the empire or whatever shitty spinoff these guys called themselves, would RETHINK the whole deathstar planet killing weapon? oh man, and they cast a black guy as a main character. first interaction this black guy has with the other main cast members, they accuse him of stealing a white guy's coat and beat him up and tase him. Nah, no negative light on blacks there. Kylo Ren? So supposedly, he is Luke's #1 apprentice and destroys all the other padawans/apprentices that Luke teaches. so, hes gotta be at least somewhat talented as a Jedi, even minimally better than other apprentices. HOW THE FUCK DOES FINN STAB HIM? Ludicrous... Take a storm trooper who has never been trained with martial weapons and put him up against a sith apprentice. Kylo Ren should have force thrown him into a tree, like he did with Rey, force pulled his light saber, and choked him. No way he could have taken a hit. And REY... there has to be some story behind how the fuck she can perform advanced jedi knight feats like force pulling and mind tricks without having any training. I'm going to leave this one alone in the hopes that the rest of the movies explain that she was trained as a jedi and has amnesia or something. Chewy, Han's life long friend, doesn't try to avenge him? He shoots Kylo Ren and then blows the shit up? Thats not how wookies roll. Sigh there's so many little things too that I won't even touch on.
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12-29-2015, 09:24 AM
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Knights of the Fallen Empire has a better story and it's a fucking video game
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12-29-2015, 09:26 AM
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Get mad, stay salty, and pay box office prices for the next movie.
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