Warrior race

[Deckk]

Originally Posted by kaev [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Aye, elf warriors are pretty amazingly awesome. Dunno why the foolish obsession with various uglies some people around here have. Wood-elfs and their kissing cousins Half-elfs >>>>> all. This is a 16-yo elf-sim after all.

Close. I do agree that the elves are a superior race. But alas, not master. Entirely too tall. Think shorter.

[Samoht]

Originally Posted by Deckk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Close. I do agree that the elves are a superior race. But alas, not master. Entirely too tall. Think shorter.

Yeah, it's clear that he's implying halflings.

[Deckk]

Originally Posted by Samoht [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah, it's clear that he's implying halflings.

Also close. Halflings are a good race, but not the master. Their hairy feet disqualify them from being master.

I don't know why all of you keep tinkering with the true master race. (See what I did there? I know. Genius.)

[kined]

Originally Posted by Deckk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Also close. Halflings are a good race, but not the master. Their hairy feet disqualify them from being master.

I don't know why all of you keep tinkering with the true master race. (See what I did there? I know. Genius.)

i see what you did there, you must be talking about dwarves of course! who else could possibly be considered as the master race.

[Deckk]

Originally Posted by kined [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i see what you did there, you must be talking about dwarves of course! who else could possibly be considered as the master race.

*sigh*

Dwarves do have beards. And they have great beards. I don't see why you're all avoiding the true master race, though, it's not like they possess Ak's and are Anonymous.

[Jimjam]

I get the clue AKAnon is clearly a hint towards 'Also known as non[-implemented]'.

He means mighty warriors of Gukta!

[Deckk]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I get the clue AKAnon is clearly a hint towards 'Also known as non[-implemented]'.

He means mighty warriors of Gukta!

SO CLOSE!

I'm going to give everyone a really great hint...

They are the shortest race in the game.

They don't have hairy feet.

Their beards are not all that impressive.

They can't ribbit.

They love clockwork things.

They aren't overweight like their Halfling and dwarven brethren.

They become encumbered when picking up a single rusty weapon.

[kaev]

Give it up Deckk. No wizened little wannabe necromancer with barely the strength lift a plastic table knife using both hands will ever be a real warrior, sorry.

[Deckk]

Originally Posted by kaev [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Give it up Deckk. No wizened little wannabe necromancer with barely the strength lift a plastic table knife using both hands will ever be a real warrior, sorry.

Your words cut deep. To the core.

[Saludeen]

Originally Posted by kaev [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dunno why the foolish obsession with various uglies some people around here have.

Stats. Although I don't understand why people like halflings. Why do they want to play a bald midget?