Who is the worst PvPer on Red?

[Kergan]

I'm making a push here but I need your votes.

As elected worst PVPer on R99 I will do the following:

Make occasional videos of me dying on a level 20 supertwink
Make occasional videos of me running away and/or dying against a fresh 56 in rags on one of my six BiS level 60s
Create a new leaderboard that only counts kills where you have at least 40 people in your guild in zone
Never unequip my OT hammer
LNS every time I zone, even if I haven't been killed (yet)
Glue my ethernet cord into my router so I can't plug
Delete Gate from my spellbook

I'm the ONLY candidate that makes sense. Do the right thing.

I am Kergan and I approve this message.

[Pseudechis]

Oh dear spergerking in not sure if you're serious or not. It's pretty funny though, still glad you're back

[Kergan]

Should have a weekly segment. I'd tune in for sure.

[Glenzig]

Originally Posted by Kergan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Should have a weekly segment. I'd tune in for sure.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yPaEISdt7ns

[HippoNipple]

Originally Posted by Glenzig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yPaEISdt7ns

I would like that video to be redone and substitute New Jersey with Red so we can post it on the blue forums.

[hatelore]

Lawl, Glenzig making syft look stupid up in here. I guess that isn't too hard to do though... Still funny to watch the train wreck that is syft.

[Swyft]

Originally Posted by hatelore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lawl, Glenzig making syft look stupid up in here. I guess that isn't too hard to do though... Still funny to watch the train wreck that is syft.

http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Hatelore

I would have liked to put you on the list but nobody knows WTF you are.

[HippoNipple]

Originally Posted by Swyft [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

http://r99pvp.com/showplayer.php?p=Hatelore

I would have liked to put you on the list but nobody knows WTF you are.

He was 13 and 9 in January, you were 2 and 4. Hatelore is a much better PvPer.

[hatelore]

My problem is the slow delay weapon hah, they always get away [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I can't count how many peeps I have made plug or that just straight get away. Either way, I am here for the fun.

As a married beta male with kids and a job, I don't have all day to berger out on the forums like Syft and make myself look like a assclown~ But I do enjoy watching him be a trainwreck on these forums while I am at work when I get free time.

[Swyft]

Originally Posted by hatelore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My problem is the slow delay weapon hah, they always get away [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I can't count how many peeps I have made plug or that just straight get away. Either way, I am here for the fun.

As a married beta male with kids and a job, I don't have all day to berger out on the forums like Syft and make myself look like a assclown~ But I do enjoy watching him be a trainwreck on these forums while I am at work when I get free time.

I guess if I couldn't get laid I'd find some local sea donkey to wife up and shit out kids myself but luckily in New Jersey there is no shortage of sluts to slay