Who is the worst PvPer on Red?

[Glenzig]

Originally Posted by Swyft [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Nah you have no dick, so you can't fuck and have ceased to care about it, you now occupy your time with lesser things like Killing dragons with elf friend pals

Yeah. You're right. Being completely obsessed with EQ pvp and using it as a measure of your real life manhood is obviously a sign of a person with a lot going for them. I guess ill never reach that plateau. Thanks.

[Swyft]

Originally Posted by Glenzig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah. You're right. Being completely obsessed with EQ pvp and using it as a measure of your real life manhood is obviously a sign of a person with a lot going for them. I guess ill never reach that plateau. Thanks.

Listen man were all a buncha nerds that play this game but if you had to justify your play time here to a chick you wanted to bang, what answer would most likely end in a handjob...

1. I like to spend time with different men from around the world just enjoying their company.

2. It's really fun getting new wardrobe pieces to make my video game character look prettier.

3. I just like to log on and kill a buncha nerds and watch them get mad about it.

[Glenzig]

Originally Posted by Swyft [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Listen man were all a buncha nerds that play this game but if you had to justify your play time here to a chick you wanted to bang, what answer would most likely end in a handjob...

1. I like to spend time with different men from around the world just enjoying their company.

2. It's really fun getting new wardrobe pieces to make my video game character look prettier.

3. I just like to log on and kill a buncha nerds and watch them get mad about it.

4. Why are you obsessed with this game to the point of trying to use it as a pick up line?

5. You will never actually talk to a woman in real life because you are socially inept.

6.I never went out to try to pick up chicks. They came to me. When I found the one that I deemed sufficient, I married her.

Sorry you can't be a 6 like me. Great leader board stats though.

[daasgoot]

Originally Posted by Glenzig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

When I found the one that I deemed sufficient, I married her.

how sweet. lol

[Kergan]

I hid EverQuest from my wife completely until I impregnated her. Then I started on r99.

pwned

[Swyft]

Originally Posted by Glenzig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

4. Why are you obsessed with this game to the point of trying to use it as a pick up line?

5. You will never actually talk to a woman in real life because you are socially inept.

6.I never went out to try to pick up chicks. They came to me. When I found the one that I deemed sufficient, I married her.

Sorry you can't be a 6 like me. Great leader board stats though.

Dude you don't even have the balls to kill people in a video game, you ain't getting any chicks and if ya did it would be the type of chick that had to tie a steak around her neck just so the dog would play with her.

There are five real life chicks in your own guild and I'm the only one who knows who all five are, you know why they told me and not their own guildmates...cuz chicks can smell beta male from a mile away and steer clear.

I'm not socially inept, I'm a crazy asshole. That's why you have to cuddle with the chicks I don't call back

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[Glenzig]

Originally Posted by Swyft [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dude you don't even have the balls to kill people in a video game, you ain't getting any chicks and if ya did it would be the type of chick that had to tie a steak around her neck just so the dog would play with her.

There are five real life chicks in your own guild and I'm the only one who knows who all five are, you know why they told me and not their own guildmates...cuz chicks can smell beta male from a mile away and steer clear.

I'm not socially inept, I'm a crazy asshole. That's why you have to cuddle with the chicks I don't call back

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Nothin makes a woman cream like elf sim pvp stats. Everyone knows that. Right guys? Right?

[Glenzig]

Originally Posted by daasgoot [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

how sweet. lol

Psst. I'm not telling the truth. Dont let BK know though. He probably actually thinks I care.

[Swyft]

Originally Posted by Glenzig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Nothin makes a woman cream like elf sim pvp stats. Everyone knows that. Right guys? Right?

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[Pseudechis]

/cringe