Wife Faction

[Fame]

Tell her to try finding someone else who would willingly accept those increasingly flabby (insert known insecurity about body part here) and to get back to you after your raid is done clearing if she managed to do so. Also, and after, maybe suggest a blumpkin. No need to thank me.

[bottyburp]

Kite the bitch and if she catches you just cunt punt her back to the dungeon from whence she came

[Nocsucow]

Told my wife 10 years ago... I was gaming before her and I promise I'll be gaming after her... still happily married.... gotta let Girth Brooks do all the talking

[Bazia]

Wife doesn't give a fuck about me gaming because it keeps me at home with her instead of out doing who knows what

But there is definitely times where you just have to drop whatever you are doing and listen to her talk your ear off.

Also make sure every couple hours you take breaks for "boner time"

[Claytonhowell]

Cancel your cable and or destroy your TV. Get her her own computer or a kindle. Then she will not want to "spend time" with you by making you watch stupid life sucking reality shows. It worked for me. Be sure to not use her computer though it will be full of malware and viruses from all of the stupid links she clicks on social media and celebrity gossip pages she wastes her life on.

[Whirled]

Everybody different... what works for some may not for others.
Perhaps all is needed is a healthy balance of time for each?
There's billions of humans around... don't let 1 bring you down =)

[Sylexis]

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[bottyburp]

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Trap this guy in a water tight room with your wife and they will both eventually drown from his river of tears

[myriverse]

When all else fails, RMT.

"Love ya, hon, but STFU and go buy some stuff while I play my game."

[gwideon]

If you have a spouse or significant other who has issues with your play time, perhaps you can suggest:

http://www.olganon.org/