The difference between my Halloween night and your Halloween night.

[Not_Kazowi]

This chick makes American girls look like the trash in that photo bro. I will send you some photos smedy

[Shrubwise]

Originally Posted by pharmakos [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

dunno why i qualified it with "when i was 18"

because i still am

Protip: full beard <or> mustache. Unless you wear a fedora or got DAT double chin there's no excuse for a goatee ya heard?

[Lionfish Roundup]

Originally Posted by pharmakos [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

when i was 19, my friend 23-year-old friend Paul and i were on our way to a Halloween party, and decided to be dumbasses and stop at some houses to try to trick-or-treat some candy. we were obviously too old to be trick-or-treating (we both had goatees), and most houses just laughed and turned us away candyless.

then we made it to the party, and our friend Mike was there. Mike's only a year younger than me, but he's pretty short and has a baby face and so looks really young. he was dressed as Stoner Bear... like a Care Bear, but with a pot leaf on his stomach. he thought it would be funny to hit some houses with us, so we went back out and tried to trick-or-treat some more.

apparently everyone just looked at his baby face, and not at the giant pot leaf on his stomach. from that point onward, no one turned us away for being too old. we still make fun of him for it.

tl;dr -- i was a loser when i was 18.

yes you were

[pharmakos]

Originally Posted by Shrubwise [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Protip: full beard <or> mustache. Unless you wear a fedora or got DAT double chin there's no excuse for a goatee ya heard?

neatly trimmed beard > goatee > mustache > wild neckbeard

[HippoNipple]

Originally Posted by pharmakos [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

when i was 19, my friend 23-year-old friend Paul and i were on our way to a Halloween party, and decided to be dumbasses and stop at some houses to try to trick-or-treat some candy. we were obviously too old to be trick-or-treating (we both had goatees), and most houses just laughed and turned us away candyless.

then we made it to the party, and our friend Mike was there. Mike's only a year younger than me, but he's pretty short and has a baby face and so looks really young. he was dressed as Stoner Bear... like a Care Bear, but with a pot leaf on his stomach. he thought it would be funny to hit some houses with us, so we went back out and tried to trick-or-treat some more.

apparently everyone just looked at his baby face, and not at the giant pot leaf on his stomach. from that point onward, no one turned us away for being too old. we still make fun of him for it.

tl;dr -- i was a loser when i was 18.

A 20 year old went to my coworkers house last night and tried to trick or treat without a costume on. A buddy of my coworker answered the door and ended up pouring a beer in his pumpkin bucket of candy and told him to get the fuck out of here.

[Kraftwerk]

Originally Posted by HippoNipple [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A 20 year old went to my coworkers house last night and tried to trick or treat without a costume on. A buddy of my coworker answered the door and ended up pouring a beer in his pumpkin bucket of candy and told him to get the fuck out of here.

What if he had the same problem as Robin Williams in Jack, and only looked 20 but was really 5 years old? I would feel bad about dumping beer into a handicapped 5 year olds candy.

[Vile]

pras rexx

[JayN]

Originally Posted by HippoNipple [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A 20 year old went to my coworkers house last night and tried to trick or treat without a costume on. A buddy of my coworker answered the door and ended up pouring a beer in his pumpkin bucket of candy and told him to get the fuck out of here.

Was that before or after you asked for ID; man I hope you guys beat him mercilessly to within inches of his life!

It mustve impressed those drunk 14 year olds you were trying to bang, hope no one called the authorities on you studs!

[HippoNipple]

Originally Posted by JayN [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Was that before or after you asked for ID; man I hope you guys beat him mercilessly to within inches of his life!

It mustve impressed those drunk 14 year olds you were trying to bang, hope no one called the authorities on you studs!

It was a coworker, not me, and they are all married with kids in their 30's. Also, the kid didn't have a costume.

[HippoNipple]

I believe it went something like

"trick or treat"
"Jesus kid how old are you"
"20"
poor beer in candy
"get the fuck out of here"

Sorry if that upsets you, I got a chuckle out of it this morning.