How long until you fart

[diplo]

my gf refuses to poop around me and we live together (guess thats just how she was raised, because it's lady-like) idk breh.

[diplo]

also, as andre 3000 greatly put it

"i know you like to thank yo shit don't stank, but lean a little bit closer see those roses really smell like poo poo pooooo"

[visage]

I want to see a p99 marathon run or race.Imagine all the fatties

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I want to see a p99 marathon run or race.Imagine all the fatties

i want to see you pass any 8th grade standardized test.imagine all the excuses

[Hasbinbad]

I might be obese but I can stop eating twinkies covered in gravy if I want to.

[White Ranger]

You can't know if you have 'the one' until you see how the lucky lady responds to a vigorous dutch oven. I suggest at or as close to the second date as possible

[myriverse]

If you haven't learned how to be silent by the time you can date, there's something wrong.

[Shannacore]

I am back on the market, ~let's date~

[Asap]

Originally Posted by Shannacore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I am back on the market, ~let's date~

youre doin it wrong

[Grahm]

Originally Posted by Shannacore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I am back on the market, ~let's date~

How long until i can rip ass in front of you?