Nilbog

[Knightt]

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this shit is comedy. keep it rollin

I agree it has Me laughing

[Hasbinbad]

lulz

[Otto]

Notable things:

1. Glitch is Glitch
2. Global OOC
3. I'm Thirsty
4. The black text is me getting freaky
5. Scapula is not dead from lich or drowning
6. Rellapse isn't in the picture

[Deanob]

deano so boss

[Hasbinbad]

Mmmmmm. Raaaaaaven.

[Eashan3.0]

Hi Hasbin !!!! how those LoL skins treating ya?

[Hasbinbad]

Hi Eashan, I love the Riot Graves skin, thanks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[odiecat99]

so mad so so soooo mad.

[Glitch]

hahaha no, there was a further pokemon IB story. let me see if I can find it.

[Glitch]

A Wonderful Adventure is About to Unfold
Chapter 1:

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Today, I was asked by Professor Oak to travel the Kanto region in an effort to find and document every single pokemon in the country. He also decided to send his grandson; my close friend and rival---- what was his name again?
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I would need a powerful friend to protect me on my long journey, so Professor Oak gifted me the tank type, OLYMPIA. In a fit of jealous rage, KINSAWT attacked, but he was no match for OLYMPIA's brute force.
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After thoroughly shaming KINSAWT, I ventured forth into the wild, where my quest would truly begin.
I encountered my first friend immediately outside of my hometown; a wounded pidgeon shaking in the tall grass. As I moved in to help him, he softly spoke, "Glitch... use the Hank Hill ASCII...!"
With all my might, I cried out, "
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……,-. . . . . ~-„_: : : : : : : : : : : : :,--„!!!!" and he instantly recovered.

I offered him a Pokeball as his new home and said, "I will name you NIRRON the Pidgey. Fight cleanly and efficiently throughout our journey".

OLYMPIA, NIRRON and I ventured forth into Veridian forest, where we met a hotheaded caterpie named DEANO who eagerly joined our party. Unfortunately he was not yet prepared to face the dangerous metapods and kakunas in our way, but with the help of OLYMPIA and NIRRON, we persevered.

Arriving in Pewter city, I decided that my friends were more than worthy of challenging the gym and claiming the Boulderbadge. DEANO rushed into the fight carelessly, and was nearly defeated by Brock's geodude, but OLYMPIA stepped in and wiped the floor with it. With a single pulse of his watergun, he critically wounded Brock's Onix, and our team left the gym with our prize.
The injuries that DEANO sustained in the battle gave him the strength to evolve into a powerful Metapod.

After recruiting a few more friends to help us out, we move towards our greatest challenge yet: Mount Moon.

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Stay tuned in for more.


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Chapter 2: Mount Moon: Joy, Tragedy, and Zubats

As our team braved the darkness of the cave in mount moon, we quickly realized that we were in way over our heads. Zubats to the left, Zubats to the right, and pokemon trainers everywhere. OLYMPIA, NIRRON, and the newly evolved butterfree, DEANO battled fiercely while training our new recruits: the mankey, PERUN, and HATEME the jigglypuff. We met our next ally on the first floor; a curious little paras named ZILO.

After countless battles, I realized that we were not even halfway through the cave. I had to make a call, and fearing the health and safety of my team, I ordered a full evacuation from Mt. Moon using our only escape rope. After resting and regrouping at the Pokemon center, my team was ready to make it through the cave.

OLYMPIA lead the charge, smashing through the evil team rocket with his mighty water gun. His bravery in combat caused something special to happen.
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It happened! My very first pokemon friend OLYMPIA evolved into a wartortle! My team was now more than ready to face any challenge ahead of them.

When we reached the bottom of the cave, we encountered Super Nerd Miguel jealously hoarding pokemon fossils. I demanded that he let us take one, but he refused. Defending my honour, OLYMPIA stepped in and met his pokemon with his brutal attacks. Effortlessly, he dispatched Miguel's Grimer, Voltorb, and Koffing. Unphased by the nerd's tears, we walked off with his Dome fossil, and left the cave.

On route 4, I noticed that OLYMPIA was stumbling slightly. I asked him if he was alright, but he said, "I'm cool, bro". On some level, I feel that he knew that I knew that he had been badly poisoned during his fight with Koffing. On some level, I feel he knew that we were out of antidotes, and I think he knew that we were too far from the pokemon center to save him.

It occurred to me that this journey that started out so full of hope would now take a dark turn. My bright eyed optimism and innocence turned to tears when my very first friend who's been with me from the start passed away unceremoniously on Route 4.

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Was it my fault? Can my other friends still trust me after I allowed this to happen? OLYMPIA gave his life for the team. No, he gave his life for me. After paying our respects and giving a moment of silence, we reflect on our journey into Mount Moon as boys as we walked into Cerulean City as men.

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Stay tuned for chapter 3

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Chapter 3: Rebirth

At the doors to the Cerulean city gym, I got a sense that my pokefriends knew that without OLYMPIA, they woudn't be able to claim Misty's badge (Let's be honest, who was going to tank the fight? Zilo?). We needed to train before taking them on. Unfortunately the way back to Mt. Moon was blocked (not that we could stand to go back there) and the surrounding creatures were too weak to train against. The only way to move was forward.

Unfortunately, a dangerous threat was in my path: My old pal Kinsawt.
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Cocky as ever, and completely unaware of my recent tragedy, he called me out to face his team.
"Fuck off, bro. I'm not in the mood", I said.
As I turned to leave, NIRRON stopped me.
"You can't leave now! OLYMPIA would never have backed down. He would have wanted us to crush this douchebag", he pleaded. "Now it's my time to fight. PREPARE FOR MY CLEAN BURNING AND EFFICIENT ASSAULT KINSAWT!"

The fight began. Level 15 pidgey, NIRRON VS. .................. KINSAWT's Level 17 Pidgeotto. Empowered by the memory of his dear friend OLYMPIA, NIRRON managed to defeat his physically superior rival, ending him with a Quick Attack. With his remaining propane fueled rage, he dispatched KINSAWT's rattata, abra, and one-hit killed his bulbasaur with a gust attack.
The result of the battle?
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With that, I promoted NIRRON to the new assistant manager of my team. My newly inspired friends and I now realized that our journey was no longer about documenting every pokemon in the region. Our goal was to avenge OLYMPIA by becoming the strongest fighters in the world, and to do that we'd need to defeat the elite 4.

Empowered with confidence, we defeated every trainer on nugget bridge, recruiting a quirky little belsprout named ARTEMYS who felt like coming along for no reason, visited local pokemon expert Bill, and decided that it was time to take on Misty's Gym.

As it turns out, our lack of faith in ZILO was misplaced, as he completely obliterated the trainers in misty's gym with his mighty bullet seed. Misty herself cowered in fear as he shamed her famous Staryu with a 4 shot bullet seed combo. When Starmie came out, ZILO knew he couldn't hog all of the glory for himself, so he crippled it with a stun spore and opened up the kill for our new friend ARTEMYS.

It seemed things were looking up for our team, but PERUN did not share our newfound confidence. He was still shaken by the loss of OLYMPIA and decided he needed some time to train by himself. I left him in the care of the Day Care center, and recruited a quick replacement: the level 10 meowth, SZETH.

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What awaits us in the next chapter? stay tuned to find out!

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