The Orca Offensive

[unsunghero]

Naw manatees are completely harmless. They can’t/won’t even defend themselves if you were to attack them, supposedly

[unsunghero]

*now not naw

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Naw manatees are completely harmless. They can’t/won’t even defend themselves if you were to attack them, supposedly

They could accidentally poop in your mouth or maybe crush you in close quarters.

I bet they could bite u if u put urself near their mouths too.

I wouldn't want to fond out if they even have human bite strength.

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

They could accidentally poop in your mouth or maybe crush you in close quarters.

I bet they could bite u if u put urself near their mouths too.

I wouldn't want to fond out if they even have human bite strength.

Humans have pretty decent bite strength!

Don’t manatees largely tear and cud seagrass? This doesn’t suggest much in the way of biteyness to me.

[Duik]

People (good people) are asking what's next with the wreckage of the Titan.
Recycling is out of the question, cant crush cans with waste foodstuffs in them.
Also, I found out why they named it Titan.

Its from the health benefit of the subtle skin tightening of deepsea diving.
Also also, they misspelt tighten.

[Toxigen]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Naw manatees are completely harmless. They can’t/won’t even defend themselves if you were to attack them, supposedly

Thats because they have no natural predators. On top that, because they're so protected they've basically wiped out almost all of the sea grass.

Theres talks about culling some of the population after decades of protection for tourism.

[Duik]

Destroy seagrass, manatees die. Two stones, one bird.

[cd288]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

People (good people) are asking what's next with the wreckage of the Titan.
Recycling is out of the question, cant crush cans with waste foodstuffs in them.
Also, I found out why they named it Titan.

Its from the health benefit of the subtle skin tightening of deepsea diving.
Also also, they misspelt tighten.

In case anyone is curious about the naming, I think they actually named it after the titans of Greek mythology, which were imprisoned by the gods...primarily by Poseidon (the god of the ocean). Seems like a bit of hubris to tempt fate by naming your sub after the things the god of the ocean imprisoned.

[Lune]

Maybe the metallic spheres have allied with whalekind

[Origen]

Maybe J. Posadas was trying to warn us all but he got his aquatic mammals wrong. Hopefully this means he was also wrong about the nukes.