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					Originally Posted by  Portsche
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 i'm gonna get all of my networth converted to $2 chips and stack them in a deceptive way in an attempt to convince the girls on an elf forum that i have large stacks so that they will shower me in internet pussy.
when i'm done, i'm gonna put it all into a swimming pool and swim it in scrooge mcduck style.  the last time i tried this was when they released the sacagawea coins.  admittedly, that was poorly thought out by the sheer quantity of coins combined with the fact that swimming in a pool filled with gold-metal alloy coins was like hitting myself in the face with socks full of nickles.
i'm anticipating that since poker chips are polymer base, though, that it would be slightly more pleasant.  and since there will be less of them ($2 denomination instead of $1), i'd be less likely to be crushed by them.  nevermind.  my net worth has more than doubled since 2002, so my last point is completely invalidated.