The Swipe Left Thread

[Irulan]

Originally Posted by costanza [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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*buys a new phone*

[ScaringChildren]

What's wrong with that guy? He seems halfway normal

[Irulan]

Originally Posted by costanza [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i use grindr. cuz i might meet a bonkers on there, instead of a chad airline pilot who wants to fuck but still asks first thing while breathing heavily into the phone, w/ maximal entitlement, "SO WHY DID U KEEP UR BOY NAME", becauz he's *not gay* and doesnt want to get sucked into any accidental gayness

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[ScaringChildren]

Originally Posted by costanza [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

basically, filtering out str8cucks is good and the best way to do it is to write "hard gay only" on the front and put pictures of bears.

How do you judge how gay someone is?

Do they need to enjoy musicals?

[Irulan]

Originally Posted by ScaringChildren [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How do you judge how gay someone is?

Do they need to enjoy musicals?

By how badly they fail my criteria while still wanting to "not suck my dick".

Guess where you are on the gayometer (pronounced, gha aaaa auhm eee eht errrr).

[ScaringChildren]

Originally Posted by Irulan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Guess where you are on the gayometer (pronounced, gha aaaa auhm eee eht errrr).

ANALyze me, baby

[Irulan]

Originally Posted by ScaringChildren [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ANALyze me, baby

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[DinoTriz2]

Originally Posted by Sharptooth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Dammit, work blocked this site...

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[Cecily]

Originally Posted by Sharptooth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

whats topping?

It’s a competitive term gay guys use who aren’t interested in sex. They just want to hang out and see who can top each other at various activities, like cornhole or playing catch.

[America]

Originally Posted by shoes2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

so easy to mimic peoples online dating posts, show your profiles bet you wont

bet anyone wont contact you either YIKIES WOOFMEOW

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no, that would be weird. i would describe how i fare on these things as "cleaning up". more ppl than i could possibly return contact to. so i focus on the literate high net worths.

sorry you lost