Alarti unemployment slash virginity confirmation

[Autotune]

Originally Posted by 49shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Official Alarti post tracker, to be updated once a month in attempt to "prove" to Alarti that he perhaps spends a little to much time concerned with elf pixels on a fantasy elf simulator:

Jan 30 - Feb 13: 500posts - 35 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 10 - Feb 25: 497posts - 36 per day - 13k post per year

Thus far we can conclude, that with a slight overlap Alarti remains remarkably consistent in his posting habits, and that he has not deviated from his 13,000 posts per year pace.

Further expanding upon this statistic, if each of Alarti's posts take, on average 1 minute to make, he is on pace to spend over 9 days of his life in the current year posting on these forums*.

*note that this is only accounting for post time, not research involved in creating his posts, nor time spent reading threads, and this 1 minute value may change in the future to further reflect accuracy.

if that shit is true....

[Alarti0001]

Originally Posted by 49shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Official Alarti post tracker, to be updated once a month in attempt to "prove" to Alarti that he perhaps spends a little to much time concerned with elf pixels on a fantasy elf simulator:

Jan 30 - Feb 13: 500posts - 35 per day -
Feb 10 - Feb 25: 497posts - 36 per day -

whats my post history from nov and dec, Beginning of Jan?

[49shadesofgay]

Originally Posted by Alarti0001 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

whats my post history from nov and dec, Beginning of Jan?

We do not have these numbers, since it only displays your previous 500 posts. We will instead be keeping track of your posts with the furthest back data point we have, which is January 30th.

Moving forward we will essentially be keeping track of the length of time that it takes you to hit the 500 mark inbetween the last measured date and the current date.

[Autotune]

Originally Posted by 49shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We do not have these numbers, since it only displays your previous 500 posts. We will instead be keeping track of your posts with the furthest back data point we have, which is January 30th.

Moving forward we will essentially be keeping track of the length of time that it takes you to hit the 500 mark inbetween the last measured date and the current date.

It's hard to figure out which one of you is the most pathetic.

Alarti's ~35posts per day

or

You nerds keeping track of his ~35 posts per day

[Tanthallas]

Originally Posted by Autotune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's hard to figure out which one of you is the most pathetic.

Alarti's ~35posts per day

or

You nerds keeping track of his ~35 posts per day

We are only trying to help him.

[Alarti0001]

Originally Posted by 49shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We do not have these numbers, since it only displays your previous 500 posts. We will instead be keeping track of your posts with the furthest back data point we have, which is January 30th.

Moving forward we will essentially be keeping track of the length of time that it takes you to hit the 500 mark inbetween the last measured date and the current date.

Guess I should just make an anon troll account like you then eh?

[Hailto]

Originally Posted by Alarti0001 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Guess I should just make an anon troll account like you then eh?

Shades is Uthgaard, where have you been dawg?

[47shadesofgay]

Originally Posted by 49shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Official Alarti post tracker, to be updated once a month in attempt to "prove" to Alarti that he perhaps spends a little to much time concerned with elf pixels on a fantasy elf simulator:

Jan 30 - Feb 13: 500posts - 35 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 10 - Feb 25: 497posts - 36 per day - 13k post per year

Thus far we can conclude, that with a slight overlap Alarti remains remarkably consistent in his posting habits, and that he has not deviated from his 13,000 posts per year pace.

Further expanding upon this statistic, if each of Alarti's posts take, on average 1 minute to make, he is on pace to spend over 9 days of his life in the current year posting on these forums*.

*note that this is only accounting for post time, not research involved in creating his posts, nor time spent reading threads, and this 1 minute value may change in the future to further reflect accuracy.

Hi folks, it looks like it's about that time again. Let's check in on our resident forum retard, confirmed tool: Alarti.

Jan 30 - Feb 13: 500posts - 35 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 10 - Feb 25: 497posts - 36 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 21 - March 12th: 483 posts - 25 per day - 9280 post per year

AVERAGE: 32 posts per day - 11680 posts per year

There is some obvious overlap included in this post, but regardless it shows a trend. It seems that Alarti has slowed a bit recently, and over the period is now averaging a mere 25 posts per day, down from a high of 36.

I've updated to include an averate rate based on the data points. We will calculate Alarti's time wasted based off of this value.

Using 1 minute per post as our time period, if Alarti were to keep his current pace, he will have spent 8.1% of his life this year posting on these forums. This does not account for time spent reading the forums, only posting.

[OMGWTF420]

Originally Posted by 47shadesofgay [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

confirmed tool: Alarti.

inb4 prove it

Dat Proof

[49shadesofgay]

It is absolutely true. For the current figures (feb 10-feb 25) you need only click on Alarti's name and hit "find all posts by derplord200". It goes all the way back to feb9th, but I left those 3 posts off and rounded to the 10th.

In regards to the previous numbers, a valued member of the community has already done this research and performed similar calculations as mine on them:

http://www.project1999.org/forums/sh...966#post848966

I will update this monthly so that we can keep track of our favorite forum celebrity.