First World Problems

[FoxxHound]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have watched chicks and couples on cam4 and stuff but I have never tipped or gone into a private session with anyone. I feel like it's supper cheesy and fake. Same thing with strip clubs, like when the stripper sits at your table and hangs out, pretends like she's really in to you, etc... Waitress comes over and asks if you would like to buy the "lady" a $15 sprite, lol.

Fuck that noise.

I had phone sex with a girl I knew once and it just got really silly, after I splooged I sort of lost interest and left her hanging, lol, "um yeah I'm doing you hard now", hurry up, Star Trek is starting in 5 minutes....

I had to cut her off after she started Instant Messaging me at work telling me about what she was fantasizing I was doing to her and stuff, lol, was too funny.

It's cool brew. I tried to do phone sex for all of maybe 5 minutes?
Sadly it ended with the other person hanging up after I started throwing out. "INC, OOM, Need REZ!!!... afk."

[Andrew Jackson]

Originally Posted by FoxxHound [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's cool brew. I tried to do phone sex for all of maybe 5 minutes?
Sadly it ended with the other person hanging up after I started throwing out. "INC, OOM, Need REZ!!!... afk."

u really blue balled me that time`

[FoxxHound]

Originally Posted by Andrew Jackson [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

u really blue balled me that time`

Sorry bro.

[Thana8088]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't actually know that girl I posted pics of, I just fond her on facebook. Shit, all the pics I post on here are randoms from facebook, chowhound, MFK, or other peoples hard drives I'm supposed to wipe for geek squad. If my boss knew I did this he would make me turn in my side arm and move back to Juneau full time :-)

WTF? So that story about going out with her is a lie?

And your "friend" the yoga-guy, that was all a lie, too? Shouldn't you get fired for what you are doing?

[Strifer]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I had phone sex with a girl I knew once and it just got really silly, after I splooged I sort of lost interest and left her hanging, lol, "um yeah I'm doing you hard now", hurry up, Star Trek is starting in 5 minutes....

I had to cut her off after she started Instant Messaging me at work telling me about what she was fantasizing I was doing to her and stuff, lol, was too funny.

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Picard would have understood if you wern't there...

[gotrocks]

Originally Posted by Strifer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Picard would have understood if you wern't there...

and strifer hits another one outta the park!

seriously dude this + your sig (fucking awesome) makes you one of my favorite people on here.


Also,

Originally Posted by dredge

Not fired, but probably lose a rank, security clearance level and moved out of the forensics division :-( That would suck, I have come to enjoy living with my brother and his kids here in the windy city.

What the fuck dude? why the hell are you posting this kind of shit? You're just asking for trouble.

[Tarathiel]

Originally Posted by gotrocks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What the fuck dude? why the hell are you posting this kind of shit? You're just asking for trouble.

the real question is why did he high jack my perfectly good thread about strippers and cam girls and turn it into another "omg how pathetic is dredge thread?"

[hatelore]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have watched chicks and couples on cam4 and stuff but I have never tipped or gone into a private session with anyone. I feel like it's supper cheesy and fake. Same thing with strip clubs, like when the stripper sits at your table and hangs out, pretends like she's really in to you, etc... Waitress comes over and asks if you would like to buy the "lady" a $15 sprite, lol.

Fuck that noise.

I had phone sex with a girl I knew once and it just got really silly, after I splooged I sort of lost interest and left her hanging, lol, "um yeah I'm doing you hard now", hurry up, Star Trek is starting in 5 minutes....

I had to cut her off after she started Instant Messaging me at work telling me about what she was fantasizing I was doing to her and stuff, lol, was too funny.

I call bullshit on this... I saw your pic and you got a mister potato head man lol. When I saw it all i wanted to do was open up the back of your head, pull out all the pieces( arms,legs,ears,eyes,nose) and play mister potato head!!

If some girl is msging you trying to hook up, you know your ass would be on that like white on rice. Don't lie, Sometimes lying isnt cool yo~


P.s its gay to take other peoples pics off there drive that they are trusting you to fix, and make up random stories involving there pics. Make your own life, dont steal from other peoples lives.

[Tarathiel]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm currently living in a halfway house

...and the plot thickens.

[Arclyte]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ha, none of my photos have ever been on here, Mr. Potato head is a Chef I found on Chow Hound that posts pics and descriptions. I'm really good at wrapping crescent roll dough around hot dogs :-)

I'm currently living in a halfway house and on a tether, so the Internet is basically my only source of entertainment.

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