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Old 07-26-2011, 06:23 PM
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All I know is here in A-Z your balls are guaranteed to perspire during the summer 115+ degree temperatures.

Dredging your boys with some baby powder out of the shower does wonders. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
It's 100+ here in Georgia 5 months out of the year, with almost 100% humidity. So yes, swamp nuts are a problem.
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Old 07-26-2011, 07:07 PM
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All I know is here in A-Z your balls are guaranteed to perspire during the summer 115+ degree temperatures.

Dredging your boys with some baby powder out of the shower does wonders. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I went from Oregons 60-70 degree weather to Arizona's 115 degree awfulness, I've never sweated so much in my life. I think I'm gonna try out this powder business.

Also, inverted nipples are weird yet awesome.
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Old 07-26-2011, 07:13 PM
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All I know is here in A-Z your balls are guaranteed to perspire during the summer 115+ degree temperatures.

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I dip mine in a cool bucket of honey and then my girlfriend throws almonds at my sack while I masturbate furiously. Then I leave for work.
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Old 07-27-2011, 09:35 AM
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I dip mine in a cool bucket of honey and then my girlfriend throws almonds at my sack while I masturbate furiously. Then I leave for work.
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Old 07-26-2011, 05:28 PM
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I meeeean I don't do it regularly. I used to powder my shnuts when I had a job working outside during the summer. powdered everywhere that had skin touching skin actually.
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Old 07-26-2011, 05:41 PM
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Ive put deoderant on my ballz before
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Old 07-26-2011, 05:42 PM
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I don't have a problem with sweaty balls. Don't try to claim I am dirty because I'm the one without the sweaty balls.

I feel bad for your "girlfriend". Saggy wrinkly oldballs that sweat too much lol
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Old 07-26-2011, 06:21 PM
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I don't have a problem with sweaty balls. Don't try to claim I am dirty because I'm the one without the sweaty balls.

I feel bad for your "girlfriend". Saggy wrinkly oldballs that sweat too much lol
The key word is girlfriend. I have one. You should try it, when you finally figure out being a douchebag is detrimental to your social health. Ah fuck it, you're pathological liar. You're fucked any way around.
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Old 07-26-2011, 05:44 PM
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lol @ tags. I wish, then I could piss all over this thread.
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Old 07-26-2011, 06:30 PM
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lol @ tags. I wish, then I could piss all over this thread.
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