Best "Yo momma" joke

[Harrison]

Lol oldman is mad

[Xaleban]

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the family reunion shes on BOTH sides of the family

[Xaleban]

Bah that one had been posted.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents

Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money

Yo mama so fat her picture falls off the wall

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her head to makeup her mind

[Zadrian]

Yo mama so stupid, when she read the "Dodge Trucks" billboard, she started duckin' through traffic.

Yo mama so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a taxi to get on her good side.

Yo mama so hipster, the thickness of her glasses intensified the rays of the sun 10 fold (heyo)

[aaronjames666]

your momma is so sleazy , she gave me back my money [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Cheech]

Yo momma so poor she went to Mcdonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

[Phallax]

As per usual, Hasbin comes in a thread, tries way to hard, and ruins it.

[falkun]

Yo' momma's so dumb she got wrapped up in a cordless phone!
Yo' momma's so poor when I walked in her front door I walked out the back!
Yo' momma's so poor I asked what's for dinner, she put her foot up on the table and said, "Corn!"
Yo' momma's so poor I rang the doorbell at your house and the toilet flushed!
Yo' momma's so fat God said, "Let there be light," and he asked her to move!
Yo' momma's so fat she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time, please!"

[Anger]

Yo momma so fat....Tralina.

[Shannacore]

Originally Posted by Anger [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yo momma so fat....Tralina.

Man I'm surprised it took until page 5 for this