I want to fastrack being an idiot in RL. Tips?

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Let's say you are a young mother, trying to do right. You and your husband work pretty stressful jobs, and, well, a friend suggested microdosing. You heard that 10 micrograms is still kinda heavy, so you and your husband decide to try 5 micrograms, which made for a perfect barely-noticeable buzz.


You feel so good that you think it certainly is no harm to microdose the twins' upcoming 2nd birthday party. They say it's the first one you remember. What can 1 microgram do?



You accidentally use the syringe that measures out mg's, not micrograms, and so the juiceboxes are liquid versions of Jerry Garcia's nostril hairs.

[Hasbinbad]

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accidentally use the syringe that measures out mg's, not micrograms

this is the dumbest thing I have ever seen since lunch

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Continuing in parenting errors.


Be an "early adopter" of the "AI Nanny" that surely is being fed every episode of The Nanny into it. And by accident, a taxidermy textbook. That's real fur. All our kids were born with a full head of hair, the remorseful parents said.

[magnetaress]

Lol yeah AI raising people and or running prisons hospitals daycare and school is going to be 🤑🤑🤑

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

So bye-ye adult day care etc. as a viable low-end career choice?

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[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I told people back during original, you gotta work on some large print ui's and figure out how to slow some mechanics down, this game can automate an entire ward.

[Chortles Snortles]

^t. chaser
(lol)

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I used to think a hand or neck tattoo was a quick and clean way to put a definable cap on your future earnings.


Now today they got people with tats on them, doing "story book time" at libraries.


"Tattoos are cool" they said.



Kids can't make these kinds of strange adult decisions. They do not understand "But it's Polynesian!" They have no idea why Mommy has a spider on her neck. Granted they will think it is normal, but they also will not understand what the point is.



All fads in the 21st century are complicated shipwrecks.



You are here on p99.


QED.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

What grinds me about the gender question, is not that people are making unwise decisions. I am trying to get a "free scalpel" day going at my town's Little League season, for example, on just this issue.


We didn't start the fire, but I goddam hope I help make it not boring.



What grinds me, is people talk as if they are discovering the truth. I respect rights, no question, but, no one owns the truth. Humans always think they are discovering the truth. What they are actually discovering is technological potential.



Yes, you can affordably cut your balls off in the year of our lord 2023. I, personally, will buy the scalpel for you, if you catch me on "free scalpel day" during Little League season.


And I say, go go go.


Said the same thing at this one very strange day at the Arboreum Planting Fields in Long Island, around 1979. I dared the group to just put a sheet into the jar of orange slices and juice we brought. Set it in the sun, opened it for lunch. I took a decent slurp from the jar. It was like a gallon.


I looked on with pre-meme secret glee, as several friends took long gulps, and also piled some fruit slices into their mouths.


I find it comforting to know what's coming down the pike. I can usually get along with whatever it is, as long as I see it coming. Boy, talk about seeing it coming. A couple of my old friends, not sure if they ever completely returned.


Never gulp the acid. Unless you want to. No judgment, just saying. You gonna get way, way gone.

[Strifer]

Okay, fast track...

Selling drugs to private elementary school students is a good route.

I'd also say steal from rich people using fake brokerages but thats gonna require wayyyyyy more startup capital