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It is real in my colon. I ate so much candy last night. Holy shit that was a lot of candy. I do it once a year and thought it was just a wet fart but loaded my underpants with some slick stuff.
I think it was the DOTS at the end of my binge. Oh god, I have so much left, there is literally over 60 pounds of candy here. I think I will have to give it away. There is a lot of old people here, they love candy. Oh man, this is wild. Anyway. Demographic shifts are no big deal since after the cyclic destruction you always have the hyperborean mindset returning and coming around. 4 winds, cyclic migration, good times. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] | ||
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You really want to reset your colon go grab an XL chance unflared. | |||
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OP are you a deadhead? Because this is *exactly* like a post over on the deadhead reddit. The Deadhead community was anti-vax before covid. An old friend of mine sued a school district and won, citing his (non existent) Hasidic faith. That kid is now in her 30's, and in prison. No joke!
And since we have gotten biblical, what with the plagues and all, I think this hug business is bullshit. That is not how it works buck-o. Crush your enemies. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Some reddit duck avatar october 2022 Nimrod in Name Only posts for a Kumbaya, I say, bring in the A-10's. It's mop up time for moron land. brrrrrrt. But OP, since yer a deadhead, maybe think a bit about these lyrics: My father favored Esau Who was eager to obey All the bloody wild commandments The old man shot his way But all this favor ended when My brother failed at war He staggered home And found me in the door (bridge) Esau skates on pixels any more Meets his pale reflection at the door Yet sometimes at night I dream He's still that hairy man (chorus) Shitposting the apocalypse Wandering the land Shitposting the apocalypse And wandering the land
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Technically she will get out of prison at somepoint and someone like CD (cross dresser) will marry her. There was one of my first girlfriends, she was 4'10 and 90lbs. We broke up and she got herpes, went on an extreme downward spiral, ended up in porn. She still found someone to marry her. Men on the otherhand. Well, they have to be charming. They call me prince charming, so I also found a nice 6 footer for giant children. After dating someone so small, I felt strange, so went for a giant. | |||
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covid showcased how easily people believe what the TV tells them
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I only recall negative reactions to anything Trumpy boi did. He could have cured cancer and they would have negative things to say. Technically the WARP SPEED project got MRNA out of the shadows so did he technically cure cancer when they do it with MRNA?
Lets see. two scoops, fat, lazy, slow, holding water with both hands, slipping down a ramp, sons corrupt, impeachment. The media bias was total lunacy. Lets just say, trump literally broke the law because he bought my vote when I got enough stimmy money to buy three dragon dildos and buy a car. | ||
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lets also not forget the libfucks that let BLM burn down small businesses during pandemic summer yet barred churches from in person congregations
fuck this bullshit idea of "pandemic amnesty" and fuck all the people that berated others in public for not wearing a mask or getting a completely garbage "vaccine" | ||
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